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jacobpigott.bsky.social
I make messes and television, frequently at the same time. Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share… He/Him, here to help.
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Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO: I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind. You Suck.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

I get people being salty at the McDonald’s employee who called in the tip, but the McRib just came back and they were probably just in the habit of serving pigs.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

I mostly broke up with Facebook last month, and it’s been good. I still pop in after midnight to catch the rollover on memories, and occasionally I will see a post on the way there. And then also sometimes on that post I call a commenter a piece of shit fascist, who is intellectually dishonest.

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment