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Look, I didn't come here for your approval, alright?

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Outta here.

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You can never let me down, Dad. (Awwwwww) Fuck you. (Carlton flips over table) Where you goin', sweetheart? You let me down, dad.

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This is such a great point and isn’t made enough! We have a trans daughter but a mostly conservative extended family (and in-laws, to some degree), the exact people you’d expect would be awful on this issue. They have not been! I was prepared to do battle but we’ve been so happily surprised.

submitted 11 hours ago • 33 comments

Dad? You okay? I CAN'T BREATHE!

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FEMALE COWORKER: (thinking) Huh? Tom is using Google Chrome. But I thought that browser was only used by homosexual men... MALE COWORKER: (thinking) Fisting, fucking, sucking... I'm down for anything now that I'm browsing the Internet on Google Chrome, the fastest, safest browser around.

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Work for noodleinc 💚

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Ohhhhh, look at that! I'm being f**ked! I didn't hear any beep.

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AND FUCK PRINCIPAL'S TOO - dashare.zone ADMIN

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This is a part of the passport win i haven't seen anywhere else yet, so i want to make sure as many of you see it as possible: If your passport was altered against your will, at any point in the last year, file this form 👇🏾 to initiate data correction, for free

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CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

submitted 11 hours ago • 13 comments

Um, no, do you know him? No.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"

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Excuse me, I'm Dr. Carlton? Your father's gonna be fine.

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No more than half of AEW's titles overall ever change hands in a pay per view. But, interestingly, two times participating champions lost their titles more than they retained them and yes I counted that one time where somebody lost their belt and then the new champ immediately lost it back as two Ls

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

What do you mean, Geoffrey?

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Didn't realize you were such a (redacted)!

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Wednesday plans: 🖼️ Rien Poortvliet

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Milk!

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Thanks a lot!

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You're gonna be alright, Uncle Phil!

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I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE!

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HEY MY UNCLE CAN'T BREATHE! Because you leanin' on his asshole.

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HEY MY UNCLE CAN'T BREATHE! Because you are an asshole.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Lmao this is the worst job at "anonymizing" an interviewee I've ever seen. No voice filter, no mosaic, no wig, extremely clear profile (with teeth!!), barely 3/4 facing-away shots in full light with body type visible?? lmao you are getting FOUND OUT, A.I.-Humper

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Thank you to the Santa Cruz Museum for telling it like it is (and to Spore for putting this on my insta feed lmfao)

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There’s something oddly nostalgic about regular movie nudity nowaday Like you’ll see a movie, there’s a boob and you’re like “oh! a nipple! ha! I used to get so pleasantly surprised seeing those in movies. Man this brings me back. What a world!”

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

That's a nice asshat!

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Ohhhh... ohhhh...

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THREE YEARS LATER

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Ohhhh... You gonna let me go anytime soon? Ohhhhhhhh.. (ReDead appears and latches onto Uncle Phil)

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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

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Woah woah woah, but Uncle-- No "buts", Will

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Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT! (Uncle Phil decks Will)

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How come you hit me, man?

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Iiiii-iii-iiiii... Fuck YOU, Uncle Phil!

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F-U, nephew!

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Hey, hey, I guess we both said some stuff we didn't mean. I-- BUT... give me a hug!

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McDoooonald's! (Yeah!)

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Was digging through older drawings and came across this comic I made back when Pintsize recently changed into his life-sized chassis lmao @ass.golf Faye can make it work! #webcomic

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

serval studies, cats are fun to draw

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

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(Spring jump, inspirational music plays) OUGH!

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Rise of The Machines (2024)

submitted 201 days ago • 7 comments

McDoooonald's! (Yup!)

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