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They don't call him King for nothing

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Tropicana: Sip your piss.™

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Birthday wishes to Rouge from Nox

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Woah-o-o-o-o-oah! Woah-o-o-o-o-oah! Woah-o-o-o-o-oah! Woah-o-o-o-o-oah! Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!

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Every glass of Tropican Orange Juice is 100% pee! Delicious penis juice.

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(very important post)

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Between this an the anti-Zohran mailer I got sponsored by DoorDash, it's getting real clear that it might be a good idea to vote for the guy who's Making Shitheads Nervous.

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You are not a guard.

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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

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She gave me a kiss and then she kicked my ass and then kissed my asshole!

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When a couple of my moms were upside down and started making orange juice!

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I keep saying people that are angry/upset about everything on the internet all the time need to take care of a small garden, or go for a walk to take in some outside fauna Honestly if you do it, consistently and right, you'll see so much beauty & remember the world is far bigger than just us humans

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It's our job as millennials to pass down how stupid the Iraq War 00s really were to those who didn't live those years. A national indiscriminate bloodthirsty madness that typically expressed itself in the form of ridiculous punchlines.

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Incredible slip

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Now this is a story about a couple of aliens who were up to no good, kickin my ass in my neighborhood! I got in one alien fight and mom my got scared and said RRRRRRRRRRR and my mom's BOOBIES came out!

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You are being watched 👁️

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

put the AEW International Championship in a backpack and nobody panics, but put the AEW World Championship in a briefcase and everybody loses their minds 🃏

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Ay look, that's all we got man, that's it. C'MON (BANG BANG BANG BANG)

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AOC played ball and did everything Pelosi told her and was rewarded by being passed over for a 75-year-old who died four months later. There have now been four House votes this year where Dems lost by the margin of members who died in office. No one has more right to say this than her

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Peak Bluesky Millennial content

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Super Carlton. C'MON! (shoots Will in the head)

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it's 2025 and people are still falling for rage bait on here, I beg of you, use an ounce of critical thinking before you engage with bad faith morons

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Buddy have I got news for you about what lego star wars does to the prequels and original trilogy

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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Alright hey, it's cool dude. C'MON! Carlton, give him the money. C'MON!

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Stupid idiot, stupid Carlton.

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Gimme all your money! Well I'll pay you $26 Million.

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EH-EH-EH-EH-EE-EE-EH

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Let's have the money! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!

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Look, I didn't come here for your approval, alright?

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Outta here.

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You can never let me down, Dad. (Awwwwww) Fuck you. (Carlton flips over table) Where you goin', sweetheart? You let me down, dad.

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This is such a great point and isn’t made enough! We have a trans daughter but a mostly conservative extended family (and in-laws, to some degree), the exact people you’d expect would be awful on this issue. They have not been! I was prepared to do battle but we’ve been so happily surprised.

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Dad? You okay? I CAN'T BREATHE!

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FEMALE COWORKER: (thinking) Huh? Tom is using Google Chrome. But I thought that browser was only used by homosexual men... MALE COWORKER: (thinking) Fisting, fucking, sucking... I'm down for anything now that I'm browsing the Internet on Google Chrome, the fastest, safest browser around.

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Work for noodleinc 💚

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Ohhhhh, look at that! I'm being f**ked! I didn't hear any beep.

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AND FUCK PRINCIPAL'S TOO - dashare.zone ADMIN

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This is a part of the passport win i haven't seen anywhere else yet, so i want to make sure as many of you see it as possible: If your passport was altered against your will, at any point in the last year, file this form 👇🏾 to initiate data correction, for free

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CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

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Um, no, do you know him? No.

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New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"

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Excuse me, I'm Dr. Carlton? Your father's gonna be fine.

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No more than half of AEW's titles overall ever change hands in a pay per view. But, interestingly, two times participating champions lost their titles more than they retained them and yes I counted that one time where somebody lost their belt and then the new champ immediately lost it back as two Ls

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What do you mean, Geoffrey?

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Didn't realize you were such a (redacted)!

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Wednesday plans: 🖼️ Rien Poortvliet

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