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jakesalza.bsky.social
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My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back

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This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

submitted 23 hours ago • 263 comments

Happy Pride, to all trainers far and wide! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

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Everybody wants to be a cat

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"I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee" is honestly one of the best lyrics of all time. It's heartbreaking to me

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Here- first teaser. Much more to come…

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Wylder doodles to start off my new sketchbook

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There is no reason for Nightreign to exist but I'm glad it does. Surreal gaming experience, I love it so far

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That's what I'm fucking talking about

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Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now

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Remember the "Bin Ladin determined to strike in US" memo that W. got in August, 2001? This is like that.

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I mean to be totally frank dating someone who is openly Trumpist puts you at obvious, immediate risk of an abusive relationship in a way that wasn’t true of your average 90s Republican

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a new Mother has been unlocked

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will

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But she's in office. So obviously, this level of sociopathy is what her voters want, so idk

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Newsletter: An OpenAI featured chatbot is pushing extreme surgeries on men it describes as “subhuman”, and promoting misogynist ideas sourced from online incel forums. “Without surgery, you won’t mog genetically superior guys head-on,” it tells one man. www.citationneeded.news/openai-incel...

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👀 Et je serais curieux de savoir pour Instagram..

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I am hearing from folks that the new Missouri Secretary of State, Denny Hoskins, a MAGA Republican, has fired half of the staff in the State Archives today with no warning. These are people that preserve and provide access to state government records…

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

🦕🌺🌺🌺

submitted 3 days ago • 63 comments

bluesky has the Juice

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

youre damn straight youre recording my call for quality and training purposes im the guy youve all been warned about lets do this

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

It's Nightreign time. twitch.tv/linktothepabst

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

[meeting a newborn baby] Please will you save the world

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It's crazy that we could be witnessing a slow-motion ketamine overdose death in real time

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my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

submitted 3 days ago • 81 comments

saw a really good bumper sticker at the gym today

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THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: Trans History: From Ancient Times to the Present Day by Alex L. Combs and Andrew Eakett. Just as I learn more about my true self every day, this smart graphic novel is teaching me more about folks like me. We’ve always been with you. 5-28-25.

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you don't say

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are you FUCKING shitting me

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Conservative Political Action Conference chairman Matt Schlapp tells NPR's Leila Fadel in the Hungarian capital Budapest that the group is expanding to cities around the globe.

submitted 3 days ago • 114 comments

BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)

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Nvm work. I will watch this loop all day long to begin healing my inner child.

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Holy shit! An NYPD detective on Mayor Adams' personal detail was also working for the alleged crypto torture guy and reportedly brought the Italian vic from the airport to the luxury Manhattan townhouse where he was tortured for 17 days to give up his bitcoin password.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Ok mood

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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

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When will they put Azealia Banks on House of Villains

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Nathan Fielder is 100% correct that the fear of speaking up (especially to authority) is something that affects everyone in different ways. It's funny to see Wolf Blitzer try to fight him about the absurdity of the show and be countered with the basic premise, which is correct.

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nathan fielder going on CNN and referring to himself as a pilot and telling the co-anchor she's afraid to speak up to Wolf Blitzer because she's not as important as Wolf this has to be his highest peak so far

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