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jakesalza.bsky.social
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china is bad bc they use tanks to disperse protestors and the tanks only stop moving when one brave man stands in front of the tank, unlike america where uh uhhh uhhhhhhh

submitted 8 hours ago • 16 comments

Between this and the Sabrina Carpenter one... are music videos back? This shit is so cool.

submitted 8 hours ago • 51 comments

Talk to people irl, even smart people, and you'll quickly find that the vast majority do not know that AI makes things up, or plagiarizes, or destroys the environment. Knowing the things about AI we take as given here is like knowing internet memes; people who aren't Very Online tend to have no clue

submitted 13 hours ago • 18 comments

DBBQ cast announcement 2nite

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy DC World Pride to this guy and this guy only

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

seeing the "use milk as an eye rinse for tear gas exposure" myth going around again, so reminder: dont put fucking milk in your eyes. what the actual fuck. don't fucking do that. don't take medical advice from memes, read Riot Medicine. it's free and comprehensive. riotmedicine.net

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Save me Cam Gigandet

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Burlesque is an incredible film. Deranged, bizarre, unique. A true two star banger.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

main problem with "we're all the same deep down" "everybody is doing the best they can in their situation" "you can make friends of anyone and everyone" type sentiments is they lead to far less accurate predictions of human behavior than other models

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

The Flyer. 1/4

submitted 4 days ago • 66 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 102 comments

This is called preservation

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 1 day ago • 120 comments

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

submitted 2 days ago • 3019 comments

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

submitted 2 days ago • 83 comments

Greatest music documentary/movie/biopic of all time. I’ve never seen anything like it. Do not skip

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Saffron says there will be a bad storm today. He burrows under the covers when the big ones are coming. Before it even starts raining. It's eerie. (My working theory is that he has a better sense of hearing than me and hears thunder in the distance before I do)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

The sweeties

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 1 day ago • 79 comments

Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!

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submitted 2 days ago • 115 comments

Happy pride month

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

My favorite thing about Animal Crossing is the urban planning

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

submitted 2 days ago • 236 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 2 days ago • 70 comments

In case you were wondering what the worst possible reaction to this could be

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

every grindset, manosphere influencer is on the phone with their PR team asking whose side they should take

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments

showing my wife 30 truth social screenshots after her last video call

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 2 days ago • 127 comments

i'm here you fuckass bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

as god intended

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Their makeup sex is gonna be so good

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

LMFAO holy shit it is too

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

There should be a musical about cats. Not that one. A new one

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My Canadian university, Queen's, is offering TWENTY 4-year funded PhDs (40k CAD/yr) for a student of ANY citizenship who has been accepted at a top 100 US university but have had offer rescinded OR are reconsidering offer due to US policy. Details found here👇 www.queensu.ca/grad-postdoc...

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"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

submitted 2 days ago • 274 comments

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

submitted 3 days ago • 145 comments

Happy Pride!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

[this is not directed at any specific person, please do not scream at me in the replies] something I've felt after volunteering for various campaigns for 5+ years is that leaders in political organizing at all levels need to complete a course in emotional intelligence

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments