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Hot work, lads. Jane Ost of @battingaround.bsky.social Minneapolis. she/her.
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speaking as a city dweller: the Democratic Party won 2020 behind months of daily protests -- sprinkled with a little looting -- the party cynically but successfully captured the nation's rage over racial terror

Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

The fact that Adele is not only performing in residency in Las Vegas but also has 11 home runs on the season with the Angels really should solidify her as one of the top entertainers of all time

Bricks discovered at Home Depot

i think if you run any kind of account focused on random people having a bad time in public you should be electrocuted a lot

Hegseth is doing a couple bumps to sober up right now

You know that you could’ve just retweeted me instead of saving the screenshot I took but I guess that doesn’t get you the internet points

Feels like a uniquely American brand of stupidity to try and mobilize troops for the battle of Home Depot

FYI: She was shot in the back by another cop

epstein died in federal custody 2 and a half years into trump's first term and people were like "hillary clinton did this"

Sending 2,000 troops to Los Angeles is the same thing as sending a few dozen random people to a gulag in El Salvador, they're doing this because it's a thing they've always wanted to do, not because of any broader goal or coherent plan. Subordination of strategy to tactical planning.

Another failure of the Obama era democratic majority. When Obama was elected to his first term, ICE as an agency had existed for only 5 years. Instead we handed over an army of racist hogs to Donald Trump

“Squared off”

I must tell you this was not the first thing I saw today which caused me to flash back to being in the West Bank or East Jerusalem in 2010. Which I believe is typically considered "a good sign"

Stephen Miller tweeting through it does not suggest a position of strength to me

How much I want this marblemouthed hog to go to prison aside, it's a very specific type of dumb person who says "guess what" like this.

the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise

so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training

National Guard is paid by the federal government but controlled by the Governor so if they do show up then we know Newsom allowed it.

i don't think it matters. normal people are organically coming out in the streets to chase these goons out of their communities. you can only gun down so many moms and accountants before it gets real weirds

cat doing improv: alright, so im going to puke. now someone give me a location audience: floor! cat: i think i heard “couch or bed?”

"don't give them an excuse" is victim blaming darvo shit that just makes it easier for nazis to do all their nazi things, hope this helps

when I see Pam Bondi I think of the defense attorney from her state who told me that people in his office would high five every time they saw her listed as prosecutor because she was so bad at her job she would routinely screw up cases that any other prosecutor would have nailed in minutes

When we talk about how we got here I think it’s important to remember that Obama employed this wad

USSSA Pride sounds like they named a softball team using Maoist Standard English

The Marlins are so good at baseball

It’s gay for your wife to have a baby

Timeline is a mix of headlines about how there's no Resistance energy compared to this time in 2017 and videos of entire neighborhoods turning out to scare a unit of Tactical Blutos away

i've gotten pretty good at making just the right amount of spaghetti noodles but i'm just learning that this skill does not transfer to penne

DHS is always at the bottom of employee satisfaction surveys across the federal government. which is to say: if you work for ICE, you’re in it for the love of the game. working there sucks but you’ll never work a day in your life if you’re doing what you love (kidnapping)

cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category trans people: wait wha-- Cis Allies™: 「THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE」

Same energy