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Given that chronic ketamine use effectively destroys the bladder it seems highly likely that Musk is in a perpetual state of urination and leaves a trail of wee wherever he goes, like a mouse.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.

submitted 1 day ago • 127 comments

The X-Ray from Trump's last medical just leaked #TACO

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

Floating the idea of a 3rd term is just Trump's way of winding up what MAGA folks like to call "the libtards." The real damage is what he can do in the next 3.6 years when he never has to face the electorate again. Don't expect the Repubs to stop him.

submitted 6 days ago • 238 comments

Billionaires mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/bilious-airs

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Oasis, 2002. Like being shouted at by bin men.

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

The hair dye was sucked into his brain and then leaked out through his face. It’s the only logical explanation.

submitted 16 days ago • 19 comments

Scorn in the USA...

submitted 16 days ago • 88 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

This is directly correlated with the decrease in the number of fucks you have available to give. By the time you're my age (61), you will be bang out of fucks to give, and your powers of nope will be 100 per cent.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Make people think you’re Keir Starmer by behaving like Nigel fucking Farage.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

jason

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps if you hadn't been a repulsive creep and not given them cause to complain, Gregg, you might not be having such a bad time. Honestly, when will men take responsibility for their own appalling behaviour and stop blaming women?

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

No thank you, Nancy.

submitted 36 days ago • 19 comments

This is such a sad outcome, and I hope Prince Andrew is feeling absolutely wretched, though I don't suppose he's capable of that.

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

This is what AI bloat is right now. Some interfering bastard thing jumping into your document to offer help you don't need towards a purpose it'll never understand. Jumped up paperclip cunt.

submitted 36 days ago • 36 comments

Nigel Farage has said Reform UK will have a Minister for Deportations. He added that they would also have a Minister for Dog Whistling, a Secretary of State For Shit Stirring and a Department of Complete Bollocks.

submitted 38 days ago • 103 comments

The worst word in any recipe is “‘meanwhile” 😑

submitted 38 days ago • 45 comments

It's 9 years today since Prince died and this happened on Twitter. Sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

submitted 41 days ago • 10 comments

If you know, you know

submitted 41 days ago • 504 comments

I see Donald Trump is holding another press conference* * talking mad shit and lying through his teeth again

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It's as if the US has watched Brexit and decided to do similar, but in HD.

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

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submitted 57 days ago • 7 comments

Superlative Up The Arse Corner work here from Davey @vizcomic.bsky.social

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 63 days ago • 119 comments

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submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

submitted 63 days ago • 1947 comments

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submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

My car has been making a weird noise but I’m really proud of myself as I easily managed to fix it simply by turning the radio up until I couldn't hear it anymore.

submitted 66 days ago • 40 comments

The thing about the Rule of Law is it applies to everyone or no-one The second thing about the Rule of Law is if you don’t agree with a decision then you appeal it, you most certainly don’t attack the judge for applying it The third thing about the Rule Of Law is without it, you have chaos

submitted 70 days ago • 28 comments