Profile avatar
jared-alexander.bsky.social
Social Media Coordinator & Content Specialist on Sea of Thieves. Freelancer. Maker of TikToks. Views not representative of employers, etc, etc.
825 posts 2,377 followers 261 following
Prolific Poster

Trump has done such a good job building an echo chamber around himself that this might genuinely be the first time he's realized that everyone hates his guts

I gasped

No context SoT clip

Trump parade vs No Kings march, San Diego

Note for any media thinking of using chatgpt for game reviews/news: if I can't trust you to write your own work, why should I trust you with the work entrusted to me?

incredible things are happening in China

Proud of my state.

Look at downtown LA right now

NO KINGS NO TYRANTS NO DICTATORS #NoKings

NO KINGS Be safe, be smart, and give ‘em hell.

Wow, the more of it I drink, the better it gets!

Me trying to figure out how the ten dollar bottle of wine I bought could possibly be bad

I run a discord server for trans VAs! If that's you and you'd like an invite, DM me :)

more crime in america

Welcome to the party.

Felon does felon adjacent things.

JUST IN: Judge Charles Breyer finds that President Trump exceeded the scope of his authority and violated the 10th Amendment by federalizing the California National Guard and orders him to return control to Governor Newsom. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Can we stop with the unprecedented times today

Mood board: Rocks

If the feds’ objective is to “liberate” Los Angeles and California from its democratically elected leadership, then this not a peacekeeping mission but a program of invasion.

I think for something to be “satire” it actually has to be “satire”. I hope that helps.

 "When we had the wildfires that devastated big chunks of our city, he did absolutely nothing. Now that we're in the middle of a non-emergency, send in the National Guard."

Clear the dock! We've got a fresh cargo of Sea of Thieves News to unload and your storage crates are in the way. From a look at Pirate Profiles (coming to the Pirate Emporium soon) to what you'll be releasing from Reaper's Chests in our next update, learn the latest: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ByW...

Alright who did I see today 👀

I just wanted a nice picture with my dog

It’s vaguely starting to look like summer.

We have reached a tentative agreement with the video game bargaining group, which includes some of the largest video game companies in the world, and we are hopeful that our video game strike will be suspended in the coming days. #SagAftraStrong ow.ly/wZzx50W6Lwv

Strongly disagree

💅

Went outside of my house this weekend after a long week in front of the screen.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

The Tony went to Jasmine Amy Rodgers in my heart 💔

Lea Michele jump scare 😭

I think Jasmine should win the Tony tonight because she had really funny one liners when we were in college. She’s also really good.

ICYMI: The Gone Fission brings fishing and more to #Fallout76! Catch new Local Legends, Axolotls, and even glowing fish in the watering holes around Appalachia.

Outer Worlds 2 is looking stunning.

❤️

More Grounded!