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Jamie Lee Curtis asked me for a pen at work. I am rarely confident about recognizing people but it helped that the pen was for signing an autograph. If only all my maybe celebrity interactions had signed verification

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

Excited for #Clayface and triple excited to hear Flanagan drew from the classic Feat of Clay ep of the Batman animated series. Seeing how young the casting rumors are leaning has me wondering if there could be a “what if #TheSubstance happened in Gotham City” angle too.

Ultimate Spider-Man gives me, a 35-year-old man with an incredible wife who happens to be living in the worst possible reality, the chance to imagine my ultimate fantasy: being a 35-year-old man with an incredible wife who happens to be living in the worst possible reality

Wait

The only thing harder than writing a one-page synopsis for a comics pitch is writing the even shorter cover letter. “Dear”? Is “dear” okay to start? Oh man oh geez

Consider how, up til now, if you couldn't find a book, you just didn't have that book. It was not available to you. Now, if you search for a book, odds are you'll get a thousand shitty genAI regurgitations of that book, weird sketchy print on demand listings, that book remixed and digested.

“Turtles? No way!!”

Magneto raps revolution on the cover of the Madison Kaleidoscope, November 1969. #radicalsuperheroes

REPOSTING FOR EXPOSURE. My good friend Landie needs some help over in Cali. Please read her story, share, and donate if you can. gofund.me/ed04df33

My friend Landie needs some Help. I know we’re all strapped right now but even a share helps if you have the time. Many thanks. ❤️

I’m on team “the monster is capitalism”, but “AI” as we know it is like the anthropomorphization of capitalism, so I dig it

No, say it louder. It's absolute bullshit how Across the Spider-Verse made over $300 million in profit, yet neither Marvel nor Sony could be bothered to defray the hospital bills of the man who co-created Miguel O'Hara. Instead they left his wife and family scrambling to afford to live.

Today’s comic haul…

Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall

TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

“We did it, bros! Another foot ninja talked out of his clothes!”

I am feeling moderately good about my upcoming response that must be normal. It will be normal, is my intention. I am feeling a little bit good about my upcoming response

“I tied up the Old Dark Frog. He roared and screamed. I ran away fast.”

Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

New comics haul thread….

Deniz Camp is writing some of my favorite marvel and DC now, figured I better see what else he’s up to - Assorted Crisis Events is shaping up to be a real fun/dark anthology. Maybe I should’ve started with these, gotta go back to Martian Manhunter to fix my vibes

The whole Absolute line has been so good. Wonder Woman might be my favorite so far if Martian Manhunter wasn’t so perfectly targeted at me.

Finally catching up on last week’s haul. In love with Absolute Martian Manhunter, holy heck

"You like Huey Lewis and the News?"

Hellraiser sequels building off first movie rules: 1) open box, cenobites take you to hell, 2) blood on the site of a cenobite-taking can bring them back, but they need lots, and cenobites will need somebody in their place. So…