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I thought the entire point of Trump's immigration policy was so that we *didn't* feel like we were under occupation?

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I'm pretty sure that Elon Musk's criticism of Trump is a performance in order to get people to buy his cars again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently Trump just pulled a TACO with Putin www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Luckily British Steel was spared from the 50% tariffs, so you can all still enjoy that classic Judas Priest album without paying extra www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

100 Calories is not a snack, it's a nibble.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm very disappointed that we are losing barber poles in Massachusetts, does anything mean something anymore?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If you think about it, the game really should be called "No Hands Ball, unless you're the Goalie" #soccer

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I miss the days when a rain delay meant the networks would show old b&w comedy films.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Let's not just get rid of the penny, that is low value thinking. Let's get rid of the nickel and quarter. Our coins instead should be $2, $1, $.5, and $.1

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The tax benefits of the GOP spending bill are quite anemic compared to the devastation it will cause.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pretty sure the precursor to golf was someone anal retentive about their lawn.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm surprisingly judgmental about people who ask for ranch dressing on a cobb salad.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

They forgot the Yakety Sax

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I would nominate Google Chrome's menu option, "Close Other Tabs" as one of the worst menu options ever.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

In Soviet Russia, the budget would cut you!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

In Soviet Russia, the tariffs would raise you!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

In Soviet Russia, the dolls would tell you how many daughters you could have.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The stock market isn't going up, it's attempting to dig itself out of a Trump created hole.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Why is the Director of Homeland Security purchasing ads to thank the President? It comes off as a mix of desperate and fascist.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I always feel awkwardly uninformed being the one to let people into the office. "You're our arsonist? I thought we had an arborist, but alright"

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I do hate taking the MBTA, it's if disappointment was manifested as a transit system.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a personal ad that said "Hard pass if you are a pescatarian", and I tried to match with her just so I can figure out if she is a vegetarian, a carnivore, or if it's a pescatarian specific dislike.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

If the volunteers are being fired, then it was never actually about efficiency.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

So, is Coachella basically Woodstock for Yuppies?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I feel that peas are the weakest part of a chicken pot pie.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I opened up a browser tab for a quiz to see if you have ADHD. This was several months ago, and that tab is still open on one of 100s of tabs, on multiple browsers, on multiple computers. Sadly now I'll probably never know if I have ADHD.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever end up as a ghost haunting a place, I'll be the one going around turning lights off.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

As time goes by, the more I think that sending aliens nudes on Voyager was in poor taste.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

All day long, and there hasn't yet been any Liberation Day festivities at the office.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Still waiting for Trump to announce "April Fools!" on a whole bunch of things....

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I might still have never filled out a March madness bracket, but I finally tried out that "going to bed early" thing that my father kept telling me about, and it's actually pretty awesome.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Hill I'm willing to die on: Americans, it's St Patrick's Day or St Paddy's Day, but never St Patty's Day.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

A trade war is not that kind of war ...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Starbucks, it might be a crazy idea on my part, but can you teach your people how to make coffee? Your current offering makes the gas station offerings seem fancy.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Thank goodness Schumer is averting a government shutdown, I'd hate to see a bunch of Federal workers out of work and necessary services the American people depend upon to be recklessly interrupted... oh wait...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Glad to see the President was able to take time off from raising prices and dismantling our government, to pretend to buy a car.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Daylight savings reminds me of the fulfillment of one of those wish/curses. "I'll give you an extra hour of sleep tonight, but.... one day in the future, when you least expect it, I'll take away an hour of sleep"

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The last semester of your Senior year in Highschool, there should be a class where you get to go over all those last couple of sections of your textbook that your teachers never managed to get to.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Next he will ban Christmas because it tells people to don their gay apparel www.yahoo.com/news/pete-he...

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I may not be an expert in economic policy, but I'm pretty sure no one in the White House is one as well.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments