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No. Shitlibs are telling people that's what's going to happen. This is their new attempt at getting rid of the fundraiser posts so they can go back to pretending the genocide doesn't exist

New YA romantasy coming this summer

Donating to a starving Palestinian family so they and their kids can eat is *not* a crime in the US. If you are helping with a fundraiser for Palestinians, and have questions about how to make sure your fundraiser complies with applicable law, just talk to a lawyer. Please stop fearmongering.

@jasonroche.bsky.social Hi, we are kifah and amir from Gaza🍉. Our home is gone we now live in a tent with no food, no medicine, no warmth. Each day is a fight to survive. The cold and hunger are constant. Please, if you can help, it could mean the difference between life and death.🙏😥

In the show 'Dharma and Greg', Dharma's dog had ITS OWN dog. She thought it was quirky and cute but in reality she just invented dog slavery.

Please stop 🛑🙏 Umm Lulu and Abu Lulu's family from Gaza 🍉 We lost everything because of the war 💔 And now we are living in a famine that is decimating us 🥺😭 Please donate and share my post 🙏🙏 Donation link ❤️‍🩹🫂 gofund.me/35df2d2e

[Improv troupe MC]: From the audience, shout out a scene or setting! [Audience]: "Cafe!" "Airport!" "Family Reuinion!" [Improv cast member who just wants to do Shrek roleplay]: OK, I heard "swamp"

Being poor and homeless is expensive. My bank punishes me for not having enough money. What a ridiculous concept. PayPal.me/frizfrizzle

Turns out Andrew Lawrence is the son of an Aristocrat. No wonder he was so bloody entitled.

They’ve now suspended Sakher who was genuinely the model for how Gazans are supposed to behave on this platform accounting to moderation. He never reply spammed, never random dmed, only posted his link on his own page, made a ton of friends and commented authentically to them.

Saying that Bluesky is less racist while you, a leftist, who has all the aesthetics of leftwing politics in your bio, insist that donating to Gazans is illegal because the money will be funneled to Hamas is just proving my point about this place for me

Not great when owners are aware enough to send people to paint over anti-dereliction graffiti on their vacant property but refuse to do anything about the dereliction itself.

I used to post GOLD. GOLD, I TELL YOU!

Christ. People sure do get bitchy when you use their Epi-Pen to combat the 3pm slump. Selfish much?

In the show 'Dharma and Greg', Dharma's dog had ITS OWN dog. She thought it was quirky and cute but in reality she just invented dog slavery.

RTE,in the year 2025 have only just now created a 'Head of Podcasting' role. &..have automatically given it to the guy who was head of radio for the last 14 years. I'm hopeful,but can't help but feel that he'll just try & replicate 'radio bants' in pod form rather than good audio produced content

I open Netflix like a refrigerator, not looking for anything specific but with the hope of finding something that fills the void.

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Tristan Tate distances himself from Garron Noone: "I just don't think it's good for me to be associated with someone who finds Stephen 'Cowboy' Kelly funny. I have a reputation to uphold"

look on the bright side: there are six whole days each week for Garfield to LOVE!

What's occurring? This. This is occurring. Next Monday! Join us for some fabulous nonsense. 🍓 #CoherentComedy

These look like two prospectors who are about to murder each other because they found a cursed amulet in the bottom of an old well.

While I'm at it, Fuck Falling in Reverse for trying to make Marilyn Manson a thing again. #Metal #FallingInReverse

For almost 2 years we've watched the media without explanation go: "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh alright then it's a genocide"

Call the police.

Same. Mostly for saying 'ceasefire now'.

I'm glad they're giving the little guys a chance

I hope AI enjoys being told to make the content "more jazzy" and make the logo bigger, cos that is it's future once graphic designers are gone.

If Ronnie Kray wanted to kill his brother for acting like a king, would that be seen as Reggiecide? #LunchPun

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

"this lineup is stacked!" — fun way to discuss the pancakes you're about to eat

“Judge Judy” is a complete sentence.

Comedy Promoter Aidan Killian is an inciter. It's why he deleted his twitter account shortly after.

Early Twitter included Arab Spring, BLM and many, many other racially related social justice issues. I'm looking at you sideways if you're trashing early Twitter, especially while praising this racist app.

Neigbourhood Whatsapps are absolutely goldmines for bad actors. Mine has an Anti Immigrant American (the irony..) in it peddling conspiracy theories about the new houses being bulit here and is hugely anti-IPAS centres. Thank God the neighbourhood shuts her down as we are a diverse estate.

There shouldn't be an 'Ai industry' in the first place. Ai should only be used to aid accessibility in technology. Open sourced and uses only public domain information. Stuff like automatic subtitles and seeing objects and places for blind. Not churning out slop based off stolen works.

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

The inventor of Morse Code has died. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.

As Nick Clegg has taken on his ultimate form (being a shill for AI Tech Bro c***ts) here’s a thread I made when he did a terrible photo shoot for Politico, and I turned them into terrible Edinburgh Festival stand-up posters. (1/4)

How come 'Heil Honey, I'm Home' isn't on it though?

"Bluesky is dying" -Man who is simply ignored or blocked for being a contrarian dick.

The people who say "free Gaza from Hamas" would have said "free South Africa from Nelson Mandela's uMkhonto weSizwe".

“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???” I think they did. I think they were like:

My laptop has died on me. I am disabled and live in a homeless shelter. I need a laptop to help book gigs and other work because of my bad eyesight. Can you help out? Ideally hoping for a cheap little Chromebook. Thank you. ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle/... PayPal.me/frizfrizzle

Don’t think I’d be buying a 2nd hand rig from a fart sniffing enthusiast.

“Bluesky has a hostile culture!” Hostile to who, motherfucker? HOSTILE TO WHO?!?