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I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Tristan Tate distances himself from Garron Noone: "I just don't think it's good for me to be associated with someone who finds Stephen 'Cowboy' Kelly funny. I have a reputation to uphold"

look on the bright side: there are six whole days each week for Garfield to LOVE!

What's occurring? This. This is occurring. Next Monday! Join us for some fabulous nonsense. 🍓 #CoherentComedy

These look like two prospectors who are about to murder each other because they found a cursed amulet in the bottom of an old well.

While I'm at it, Fuck Falling in Reverse for trying to make Marilyn Manson a thing again. #Metal #FallingInReverse

For almost 2 years we've watched the media without explanation go: "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh alright then it's a genocide"

Call the police.

Same. Mostly for saying 'ceasefire now'.

I'm glad they're giving the little guys a chance

I hope AI enjoys being told to make the content "more jazzy" and make the logo bigger, cos that is it's future once graphic designers are gone.

If Ronnie Kray wanted to kill his brother for acting like a king, would that be seen as Reggiecide? #LunchPun

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

"this lineup is stacked!" — fun way to discuss the pancakes you're about to eat

“Judge Judy” is a complete sentence.

Comedy Promoter Aidan Killian is an inciter. It's why he deleted his twitter account shortly after.

Early Twitter included Arab Spring, BLM and many, many other racially related social justice issues. I'm looking at you sideways if you're trashing early Twitter, especially while praising this racist app.

Neigbourhood Whatsapps are absolutely goldmines for bad actors. Mine has an Anti Immigrant American (the irony..) in it peddling conspiracy theories about the new houses being bulit here and is hugely anti-IPAS centres. Thank God the neighbourhood shuts her down as we are a diverse estate.

There shouldn't be an 'Ai industry' in the first place. Ai should only be used to aid accessibility in technology. Open sourced and uses only public domain information. Stuff like automatic subtitles and seeing objects and places for blind. Not churning out slop based off stolen works.

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

The inventor of Morse Code has died. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.

As Nick Clegg has taken on his ultimate form (being a shill for AI Tech Bro c***ts) here’s a thread I made when he did a terrible photo shoot for Politico, and I turned them into terrible Edinburgh Festival stand-up posters. (1/4)

How come 'Heil Honey, I'm Home' isn't on it though?

"Bluesky is dying" -Man who is simply ignored or blocked for being a contrarian dick.

The people who say "free Gaza from Hamas" would have said "free South Africa from Nelson Mandela's uMkhonto weSizwe".

“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???” I think they did. I think they were like:

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Don’t think I’d be buying a 2nd hand rig from a fart sniffing enthusiast.

“Bluesky has a hostile culture!” Hostile to who, motherfucker? HOSTILE TO WHO?!?

Fore! what died the sons of Róisín, was it fame?

Please help Malak and Maali, they're just trying to survive.

It's never terrorism when the suspect is a white man.

Sent this to my animation buddy, got a well deserved "fuck you" as a reply.

Honestly, I'm shocked. Fantastic news and hopefully it gets expanded

I'm so excited for my podcast that I'm gonna be lauching around July (would be now but scheduling.) And NO. It isn't just meathead lads 'shooting the shit'. It has a thought out format and purpose. It's finally happening and I'm excited to share its sillyness with you soon. :)

What's John Boyne at now. Is it really necessary that we engage with him as a concept again now that we have Garron Noone available to fulfil exactly the same media-ecological niche?

Irish Comedy Promoters saying 'big things coming soon!' and it's literally just another Father Ted comedy night.. or worse.. Karl Spain.

A 72 year old granny arrested for peacefully protesting in Belfast yesterday. The bravery of these police officers...

There's a handy name for what they want...

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Who is the Howard stern of the left

next time you get paranoid from smoking weed, just remind yourself that no one has ever died from a weed overdose and you could possibly be the first one

Liverpool on it tonight. And every night.

What on earth are we buying? That all needs to stop … #boycott #speirgorm #stopthegenocide

Zionism nowadays reminds me very much of the the delirious, frothing “Global War on Terror” where reason and fact ceased to matter and suddenly two billion people, even many of the US’ own citizens, were suddenly enemy subhumans with no rights.