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TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him) Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine. F*ck Cancer. "You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

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#dozingDonny

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If you're annoyed that Trump is getting a free jet, try and feel better when I point out to you that it's a Boeing. We might not need a Luigi to take him out. The plane may do it for us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oC...

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#AirFarceOneAnd34Felonies

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He. Is. Not. Well. www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

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Now, here's a nifty armband so everyone knows you are a true patriot while you are helping to round up your neighbours.

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It's official: Trump is now less popular than the President who died 30 days into office. yougov.co.uk/topics/polit... today.yougov.com/topics/enter...

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I can't describe how much I love these.

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2 year old US citizen deported by ICE was "criminal mastermind", claims Trump Administration. (obviously a joke... or not as obvious)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Every time Trump is on TV, make yourself feel better by singing an Oompa Loompa song to yourself instead of listening to his rambling drivel.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Cornwall is the only sensible way to do it. Unless you are a psychopath.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

going to need a taste test here tbh

submitted 22 days ago • 74 comments

@deborahmeaden.bsky.social I don't know if you are aware, but Youtube is showing scam ads using a deepfake version of you, and AI voice to try and get people to scan a QR code. You aren't the only person they use: Martin Lewis, Dermot O'Leary and Richard Branson have all been deepfaked too.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If you aren't randomly murdering Nazeem for no reason, are you even playing Skyrim?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The Curse of JD VAaaaaaaaaaaaance!!

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Trump is too weak and impotent to enact popular gun control legislation. If we keep saying he's too "weak" or "cowardly" to enact things the liberals and democrats want, his ego will push him into doing them. Because he thinks he's strong. So there's a button everyone in the world can press.

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Really still hoping Cyberpunk 2077 gets Xbox mod support. Modding allows a game to stay fresh. I'd also like more customisation options (skins for clothing, weapons, etc). And a way to steal and upgrade vehicles at a garage.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Starmer must NOT cave to Trump's extortion and bullying. If that means we lose a trade deal with the US, then so be it. LGBTQ+ people must be protected in the UK, even if they are not in the US. Do not capitulate to the orange toddler, for fuck's sake. This is a no brainer.

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So, Trump is powerless to get a guy back from a foreign country that his stupidity put there? So you're saying Trump is impotent to do it. He's impotent. Trump is impotent. Pass it on #TrumpIsImpotent

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It's fkn horrific.

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President Bukkake says he won't send that guy back from his El Salvadoran concentration camp. Because he is a piece of shit who gets off on power and the fact he's getting a shitload of US taxpayers money to act as a Black Site for the Disappeared of Trump's Reich. #PresidentBukkake

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So, they're going to execute Luigi. Fine. Make him a martyr. Give birth to a thousand Luigis. He's already a folk hero. Time to make him a legendary role-model, I guess. In a country where everyone is encouraged to have guns. And everyone is getting angrier and angrier. Reap the whirlwind, MAGAts.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Why is #Youtube allowing scam adverts to play using digitally altered videos of celebrities and altered voices? There are a couple running at the moment, using #LewisHamilton #DermotOLeary #MartinLewis and others. Why is Youtube doing this? I see about a dozen a day. #YoutubeAllowsScamAds

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Billionaires didn't get that way by working hard: they got that way by working hard only as long as it took for them to find someone they could exploit. Unless they inherited it. Then they just skipped straight to the exploitation.

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You know that feeling when you've been puking all night and thinking you're going to die, then you have a 20 minute pause in the vomit, and you think you may be able to finally sleep? That's the global markets right now. #tariffs

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

"Don't retaliate and things will be fine" sounds like things an abusive spouse says. It shouldn't be coming out of the US Treasury. #tariffs

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My first published short story is in this: www.amazon.co.uk/Double-Featu... I'm writing under Jay Ellefson.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Did you know there's an Ad on Youtube that is using an altered version of you to try and sell a scam? Looks like footage of you with a digitally altered mouth and an AI voice. There's another with Lewis Hamilton too.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Prepare for Trumps medical exam to be full of adjectives that in no way correspond with the image of cholesterol made into pasty dishevelled flesh he actually is.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Buy them. Buy them immediately.

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