I literally can’t tell if this is satire or real news. That’s how disgusting and crazy our country has become. They’re not going to be happy until we become Afghanistan
Republican viewers can now register as sex offenders under an assumed name - and also use that alias when they register to vote.
Showing proof of party affiliation (cancelled donation checks or Venmo receipts) exempts them from the requirement to show a birth certificate at the polling site.
Hoosier here. Yes, we exist. No, I’m not happy about it. Yes, most of what you’ve heard is probably true. No, we’re not all MAGA. Our few redeeming qualities include a deep love of basketball and Midwestern lawn games, such as cornhole.
I thought when banning Tencent was on the table things were about to get REAL bad for that wing of things. They own a little bit of just about the whole gaming industry at this point. You take their Genshin and Overwatch waifus and the riots will be overnight. XD
They’ve made it easier with their highly successful: ‘mo is for motor, voter starts with vo, now register to see naked Ho’s’ campaign. Also known more popularly as the mo-vo- for ho’s.
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Showing proof of party affiliation (cancelled donation checks or Venmo receipts) exempts them from the requirement to show a birth certificate at the polling site.
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The depletion of trees from the amount of paper they’d need for a hard copy of THAT list…
*Note to self: buy oxygen tanks and SCBA gear.
I can’t wait for The Porn War.
Well, not *all* people, obviously they'd make exceptions.
GA has a healthy porn industry, FYI. 🤭
Violets are blue
You almost thought
This post was true
You got some crystal ball or something?
It's not funny any more.
So. Damn. Plausible.
Thanks, Onion!
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