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(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America. Proud member of ALL the good blocklists. 😭
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The most beautiful thing about Elon and Trump's beef is that Elon's fortune is a house of cards built on hype and government contracts. As such, it can evaporate overnight. The hype is losing its appeal and the government contracts could be in jeopardy. Is this the beginning of the end for Elon? 🤔

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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

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What happens to the ants when the elephants fight?

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I just discovered putting stale pastries in the air fryer at medium heat for 5 minutes and I feel I deserve a Nobel Prize😋

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I love Oscar Mayer bologna but Trump baloney tastes a lot like horseshit! #TacoMan

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🎶TACO, TACO MAAAN! I WANT TO BE A TACOOO MAN! 🎶

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Trump loves the poorly-educated for a reason.

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Someone should tell Joni Ernst that while we are all going to die, she is going to do society a favor in the process. Lord, let me live long enough to delight gleefully in her obituary. 🙏

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Wow, this is worse than Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake."

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Gavin Newsom is trying to institute a $2000 asset cap for Medicaid eligibility in CA. In case any of you hicks thinks $2000 is a lot of money, $2000 won't even cover the rent on my studio apartment which is fortunately paid for by a voucher. Democrats are floundering because they are out of touch.

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My local alt weekly wrote a smut piece on me over some stupid stuff I did while suffering from Schizophrenia. I'm glad it's dead and buried (although the article lives on).

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Today I'm going to have a toast to all the junior high teachers who told me I wouldn't amount to shit. 🥂 You guys really called that one! 😂

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