midnitet0ker.bsky.social
(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America.
Proud member of ALL the good blocklists. 😭
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We as humanity should encourage more billionaires to tempt fate.
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We as humanity should encourage more billionaires to tempt fate.
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That must be the 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath house they keep listing for $650 a month on Facebook. And here I thought it was a scam!
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There he is, swimming in sewage
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Your children have died of preventable disease. 🤏🎻
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Skim? That's practically water! Poor kitty
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No one really gives a shit what you all eat as long as you don't go around browbeating omnivores while you're eating sim-murder.
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All the smart people are probably quietly rushing out to vaccinate their kids while they still can before Bobby Kennedy Makes Measles Great Again.
Do I have the science wrong or is it going to be mostly the children of ignorant people that die?
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Are you angry that Jake Tapper outed Senile Joe?
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He can join Mansion and Cinema.
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John Fetterman's a bigger disappointment than me to my mother.
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As a creature of arguable organic intelligence, I also have difficulty distinguishing real news from satire in the present context of the US having a North Korean-style military parade on Trump's birthday.
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I think that spelling suggestion gave me cancer
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They're perfectly happy in their caves.
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The people demand the right to leave a garden hose on their front lawn! ✊
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White chicks with dreads have been getting hapless men stoned since history
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If they saw what we did with their experiment, they might reconsider the whole democracy thing lol
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Prince was a little too full of himself.
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AI fanboyism is totally vogue these days.
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Sam Altman is the biggest grifter in tech, worse than Musk. I'm dreaming of the day investors get sick and tired of giving him piles of cash to burn once they realize they bought hype and a a huge electric bill. 😂
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Are we red-baiting today? That's so 20th century.
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I'd bet a marketable organ that the person was American. Americans are notorious for their inability grasp irony, followed by Alanis Morrissette.
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Those racist morons are going to cause a labor shortage in A LOT of key industries and balloon inflation. Stupidity and blind hatred cost!
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These were really popular in the 70s. 😏
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His head exploded from the polio vaccine, explaining Bobby Jr's quest to rid us of the scourge of preventing disease.
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Fidel Castro himself once said that the only thing regular armies were good for is military parades. 😂
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Like the typical scientist, you forgot to mention philosophy. What sort of society would you have without philosophy? THIS ONE.
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Does anyone else have a random hankering for some chicken noodle soup right about now?
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He's crying like a little girl with a skinned knee that the White House invited Democrats but not him and his grandson lol
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Photographic proof.
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Rest in Peace, Flav! I mean that: get a good night's sleep! 😂
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On Kristi Noem's ranch 🙊
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You know what happens when Trump says "just the tip"?
You end up getting screwed! It's your fault for believing him. 😂
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He's trying to outdo Trump's record of killing hundreds of thousands of Americans with disease.
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Oh no, I should totally just turn on her like a ridiculous purist lib!
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To some degree yes but I won't be a purist and let the perfect be the enemy of the good. The problem is when they lead ego-first, which is one thing Biden and Hogg have in common. Good politicians have some degree of self-awareness.
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Sadly, there is no such thing as karmic cancer. The best we can do is wish.
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No true Scotsman. Got it.
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Stop putting words in my mouth, "dude". I just said to stop entertaining entitled children.
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Amen! How is there such a thing as "working poor" in the richest country on Earth? There's something perverse about being that greedy to exploit your fellow person.
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David Hogg wanted to have his cake and eat it too. The DNC is an establishment organization: it needs business-minded officers focused on winning, not entitled brats throwing tantrums and threatening primaries when they don't get their way.
Hogg can agitate for whomever takes him seriously: no one.