jaysimcox.bsky.social
Old, tattooed, diabetic, bad golfer, worse singer, college basketball enthusiast, #GDTBATH #UNC #GoHeels St Louis Cards fan #FortheLou #Cardinals Detest the cantaloupe caligula with every fiber of my being #FDT
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And now I can't get the mental image of those two fat, white walruses rolling around with each other.
Thanks
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ya know, I'm beginning to think that the word "buffoon" doesn't quite capture the staggering level of stupidity, cruelty, greed, and douchebaggery that the cantaloupe caligula has sunken to.
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Hmmmm, I'd argue that Car 54 Where Are You? was better
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nor does his stupidity...
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the only place that piece of shit belongs is in prison.
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I have to wonder how that deceitful bitch sleeps at night and can look at herself in the mirror in the morning.
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I'm not sure what he's doing on his knees with Xi could be classified as "begging". Probably more like "performing fellatio".
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It's not a simple question when you're a sycophantic moron.
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that piece of shit doesn't have a heart
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Mr. Goldberg neglects to mention that the cantaloupe caligula is also a moron.
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fuck that insanely delusional piece of shit
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sucks to be him....
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it's amazing how well he can express himself with the cantaloupe caligulas nuts in his eye sockets
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yeah, so many poverty stricken folks out there sweating their crypto investments
#fuckingidiot
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What's left of the cantaloupe caligulas oatmeal-like brain thinks it's currently the year 1952
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That should be the epitaph on the headstone of a lot of so-called "journalists"
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I am so glad I moved away from hillbilly hell
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Going down, down, down
in a burning sea of dumbass
a sea of dumbass
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hard to believe what you don't know
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if that ignorant little shit had started working at 12 like a lot of us he'd have a different outlook on retirement.
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well, if ignorance is bliss that's one happy bitch
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Two words...
"Peanut farm"
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the republiklan party is the party of "do as we say, not as we do"
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it was only a matter of time
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Because despite all the advances that were made regarding equality (of any kind) we are still a country where a large portion of the population are racist assholes and the cantaloupe caligula has given them a voice
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All of us would have been better off if Ethel had swallowed.
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That phrase isn't "incorrect", it's a fucking lie, call it what it is and quit pandering to those fuckng assholes
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The cantaloupe caligula has Temu on speed-dial
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The "US president" is also a known liar, convicted felon, and business fraud. Do you REALLY believe he's telling the truth this time?
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if we did want to run the government as a business explain to me why people would want a "businessperson" leading the country that only excels at failure...
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Standard operating procedure for the cantaloupe caligula, set something on fire, claim only you can put it out, blame someone else.
#FuckThatGuy
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that way the pharma biggies, docs, hospitals all make more money trying to keep you alive
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for 20 - 25
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That gaping maw....
So lifelike
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Could there possibly be one human being on this earth dumber than that SOB?
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the buffoonery...
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John Banner would be proud...
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Honestly, not a question that should have to be asked but here we are...
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didn't the cantaloupe caligula take the following oath of office?
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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I have 2 phrases for you
1. Willful ignorance
2. Blatant stupidity