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grown men tremble in her presence. she is always accompanied by her retinue. she’s 17 years old. she’s the emperor of japan. she had like 10 kids. she’s the student council president

uma musume was crazy good this week

i've been reading E.H. Carr's History of the Bolshevik Revolution, and was bemused to discover that the R.S.F.S.R. constitution of 1918 literally had a section that was like "capitalists, clergymen, and police officers are not allowed to vote or run for office." bring this part back

thats just what it would be like if horses could play basketball.

Fun fact: The modern Kunio Kun/ArcSys would remake this for Uma Musume: Party Dash, down to the special attacks that hurt your enemies and triple basketball hoops that can multiply your points if you hit multiple on the way down. youtu.be/0owDJuLCgjw

its like 8pm but im sooooo sleepy

Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up

idk the nonviolence hasnt been working so its not exactly surprising that people who find genocide intolerable might start to choose violence against it. what do you expect

This article is going to get hideously misunderstood by some. To clarify, this isn't gen-AI. Giant open worlds like do not happen without some kind of procedural generation. Tech like Speedtree and tools to dynamically place detail and clutter has been part of the basic design tools for ages.

ok its really really really funny to offer zork via a cloud-streaming service. like, dont ever do this but it IS really funny

Microsoft is trying to convince the public there’s nothing wrong with how Israel is using its tech or the fact it’s supplying an apartheid state with that tech at all, while stifling internal dissent. Probably a good moment to remind people BDS is calling for a boycott of Game Pass.

so theyre gonna make a slightly less shitty version of that ai pin thing that everyone made fun of

you all know discord has access to everything anyone posts on their service, right? if they're scraping it for bots or selling it to advertiser's they can just do that, it's all stored on their servers, you can't block them from accessing it other than not sending it over discord

out of all the owlcat games i feel like rogue trader is unparalleled in its ability to make me want to replay a segment and see how different choices make things different

no, the bot is not hiding in "every server", u can use bots in any server u want now even if they arent in it using the apps button on the chat bar, u can also ban any account in a server using the user id regardless if the account is in the server or not

man why does discord have all this shit in the compose box

that might actually be the nicest thing anyones ever said to kamille. poor guy

four and kamille #zetagundam #fanart #gundam #kamifour #fanart

watching microsoft engineers fight their own AI as it's allowed to publicly run wild across massive in-production projects is certainly ... something github.com/dotnet/runti...

this guy doesn't know that the dominos app sells order delivery data to defense contractors who then collate that with ICE lists so that if you're undocmented, your fucking pizza guy becomes an unwitting border cop

Happy Wednesday

Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

Hey it's another one of those inevitable things turning out to not be.

#nichijou #homestarrunner

some days i wish i believed in hell so that i could feel comfortable that some people would go there

I went into my library's database of Chicago area newspapers to confirm this isn't fake, and it's not. @chicago.suntimes.com Why the hell are you using ChatGPT to make up book titles? You used to have a books staff. Absolutely no fact checking?

Senior Soviet designer in the Muv Luv universe: Alright comrades the new design brief just came in, the party wants a mech that's, and I'm quoting, "goth as fuck and extremely evil."

m6s add phase #sugarriot #ffxiv #ffxivart #art

The sharpest piece of games industry analysis this year and it fits in a skeet

this is so funny

uma musume was crazy good this week