jazzy-rascal.bsky.social
Not this crude matter. Luminous being.
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Now we’re in a world where your way of connecting is digital, but said digital connections aren’t so much frayed as they are covered in barbed wire that you have to intentionally and repeatedly move out of the way.
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That's not all! They also provide essential off-mic laughter.
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I have a joke about Duncan Idaho but you've heard it before.
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I recognize that guy! He's from video games! I wonder if they've come a long way since him?
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What's 1% of a few million people? Probably not very many, right?
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Just run it through the bullshit generator and tell it to dedupe and it'll look more or less right, no need to worry about if it's actually right.
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Having been a 15 year old boy, that's a very ambitious timeline they're giving the boys.
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It's a transformative work!
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Sea of Stars!
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Sure, seasons are 4 times shorter now, but at least we're getting them a third as often.
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I admit that I've been extremely hostile to St. Louis pizza since living there for a year a quarter century ago and begging my mom to please stop ordering from Imo's. But damn, I think I might be feeling a little nostalgic for it. Strange times.
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50 miles! Your employer just reaching into your back pocket and grabbing 3 unpaid hours out of your day!
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That nerd?
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I've done this peanut stir fry sauce a couple times recently: www.recipetineats.com/satay-peanut...
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Huy Fong made a sauce everyone loved. Everyone! But it wasn't enough so they screwed over their pepper farmers to vertically integrate and chase infinite growth and now the sauce everyone loved is just gone.
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It's the themes from the Mario Land Gameboy games doing it for me. I don't think I've heard this one in 30 years but I went right back to sitting outside the JC Penny in the mall waiting for my mom to finish shopping. youtu.be/6lhbYWbPmkE
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But doc you know I have IBS there's no more time to spend on the toilet.
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It is the fate of all ruggedly handsome to eventually just be rugged.
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Just a whitenoise poster
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RIP vilerat
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Riley a lot of funny things are happening right now but this has made me laugh the hardest of all of them
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I considered it but then I found out they all have pull tabs now not keys like in Looney Tunes and it's like, what's even the point?
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Guy heard "wholesale club" and couldn't conceive of a any purpose for a club other than excluding minorities.
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Please show due reverence for Kevin Smith's 2010 Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan buddy-cop movie, Cop Out.
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The Switch 1 did launch with the means to update without Internet and Nintendo did not like that one bit.
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Yeah, it's structured in a way to make your mind insert a "to" that isn't actually there and would invert the meaning.
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The problem with writing a love letter to Chrono Trigger is that it was the product of a supergroup of the best people to ever do it working together at the height of their game. You're never going to live up to it. But Sea of Stars does come pretty close.
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If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from America?
Lots of planets have an America!
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I am unable to make a post without a typo in the last word because of autocorrect.
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Maybe it's just me but I just love to respirate freely.
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Oh, I can pick this back up just in time for the post-roll ads? How enticing!
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Now? They gave Kissinger one half a century ago.
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I kind of feel like Plante deserves a sub just for making a podcast where the image he used for the first episode to attract listeners is a screenshot from Outer Wilds. He knows who he's going after and he's got me dead to rights.
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It's a dog bites man story now.
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The good news for tech is that us aging devs aren't going to be able to retire, so they've got a few extra years to squeeze out of us before we die at our keyboards.
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Wario said something about the store page working for you if you got the invite even if you didn't get the email yet.
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I have been checking the store page regularly just in case the email went missing.
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Still waiting on my preorder invite email from Them.
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Heaven help you if you try to buy in to the rest of it.
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I don't even believe in Jebus.
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Wait how have I not realized until just now that Big Beautiful Bill and Build Back Better have the same initialism?
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Whose kids? The Solicitor General's or the #2 attorneys?
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I hope Tom Kenny has a good security team.