jbeardsley.bsky.social
Husband & dad. Interests: sports, technology, history. Pastimes: golf, pickleball, fishing. Fandom: LSU/Capitals/Nationals/Virginia Tech. Job: Cloud Ops leader @NetSuite. Solidarity: Oxford commas, 0-based lists, Ukraine. Views are my own. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌮
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I see the 72nd patch, I gives! 💀
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"functions of government services" = spying on our citizens
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You came to watch the parade, you just came carrying a sign.
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I mean, it's kindof pick your echo chamber if Twitter is the alternative? The Nazi bar story applies to that decision also.
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This is the most confused submarine I've ever seen. CV? Cruiser? Sub? Who knows!
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But the Gestapo get to wear masks, and don't need to provide IDs or warrants.
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I'd prefer to load all these people on the next Starship and launch it into the stratosphere.
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In this case, the breaking the law part also doesn't matter, since the sitting Congress literally won't do their jobs as defined in said Constitition.
We absolutely are on a forced march. Hoping an aneurysm or massive coronary comes to the rescue in place of Congress. Soon.
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Return to Earth? How about getting food and water in, and human waste out?
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Don't forget the busy airline routes also.
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I literally cannot decide which of the administration department heads is the bigger, galatic moron. Lutnick, Hegseth, Gabbard, Noem, McMahon, Kennedy... it's such a horse race. The right answer appears to be "whoever was the last one I heard open their mouth"
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Bla-bla-bla-bla = nothingburger. Again.
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'Tis but a scratch.
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He's just not that into you Mike.
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Probably 50% of which is fake. And the other 50% is killing off national parks, NOAA, IRS, Voice of America radio, and Sesame Street.
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Renaming ships has always been considered very bad luck by sailors, worldwide.
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Looks more like a mullet. I see no cutting, only growth.
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I love this for him!
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Hoping for more 🌮 related content!
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As you said earlier, infinity pardons. But in the meantime, let the lawsuits fly!
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Absolutely neck and neck for best news of the day, with the 🌮 story as a bonus. Not sure how the administration isn't exhausted from all the winning they're doing in court. 🙄
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Every accusation is an admission.
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Best news of the day!
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There's already at least 2 other robotaxi companies in operation in Austin already. So how many people who even want to get into a driverless taxi to begin with are going to choose the Swastitaxi company?
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The whole Australian punter scene is now over.
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Or, do nothing, wait 3.5 years, and get it for free while keeping their sovereignty. It won't be ready in 3.5 years anyway.
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Be a real shame if a Patriot missile made an introduction.
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Trump lies to everyone, all the time. This is an endearing quality to him.
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This is how it's been for a long time in places like about all of Europe and Sydney. I visit these places and wish we had more of this in the states.
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So over hearing about this.
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The Kentucky that has no National Weather Service coverage anymore thanks to Trump and DOGE? That Kentucky?
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So in other words, a nothingburger.
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People call him Skelator for a reason. And it's not just the physical resemblance.
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Very long after college that I realized that "Voilà " is pronounced "Wa-lah" and that "Voilà " is how "Wa-lah" is spelled.
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They should also fire people in the front office for those clown uniforms they wore yesterday.
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"That was the style at the time"
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I spend time around some elderly loved ones who have severe memory/dementia issues. They often tell the same stories, over & over, minutes, days, months apart. You just smile & nod like it's a new story, all while knowing exactly where the story is going & the words they will use. Smile & nod.
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Progress to get them down to this level? They were only at the previous level because the administration chose to put them there. Then they chose to put them at the new level - that's not progress, that's choice. They could also choose to stop causing the problem they created in the first place.
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Jeebus, he is so flipping weird.
In my kids terminology, cringe.
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Don't forget about all the kids born here with birthright citizenship that he doesn't like that he also wants to deport.
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So when this turns out to be inaccurate, will we get the tweets of "ASIF STOP!! NARENDRA STOP!!1!"
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Sounds like a colossal asshole. Old boss of mine imparted wisdom on me I've never forgotten - "Life is too short to work with assholes."