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Fine quality copper ingots. #1,389,039 π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž = hourly automated bot of feed sentiment Library Trustee, I/DD Services, Eternal Student (Current: Dual UIC MSBA / Finance; Past: Roosevelt Econ MA, K-State English MA, Concordia MBA, WVU English BA)
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π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Positive "Philly DA Larry Krasner re-elected with 64% victory, validating reform efforts"

In general saying β€œeverybody dies” in an evil gloating fashion like Joni Ernst did is just tempting fate. If I ever pulled that shit I feel like I’d get Final Destination’d in less than a month.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Calls for Lobotomy and Human Zoo for Political Giving

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative "Where is Scott Moe during crisis in SK Politics?"

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Neutral Republican National Convention attendees advocate for mass deportation amidst criticism of oppressive system and caffeine's impact on body's cooling mechanism.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Positive US Approves Moderna's Second COVID-19 Vaccine Option

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Florida law increases scrutiny of ballot initiatives, sparking concern over potential criminal penalties and discouraging voter engagement.

Never has any leader had so many people wanting to make the argument that β€œnot wearing any clothes actually makes the emperor better dressed if you think about it.”

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Neutral "Google Scholar boosts research impact and accessibility, but concerns remain over underfunded scientific institutions."

Kind of occurs to me that one of the issues with society is that we’ve decided that power means less responsibility and not more

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Elon Musk criticism: "In a just world, he'd be shot"

Lol no one learns shit. Every day, these higher ed administrations prove the GOP correct that they're weak and stupid. That old saw about 'give an inch' became a thing for a reason you dolts

We're far enough into the AI hype era that some of the early predictions are zooming right past their promised dates

every article about politics in every mainstream publication is flat out lying to you if it does not emphasize that our government has been taken over by freaks and lunatics

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative President of the United States avoids regular briefings; personalized TV show created for updates on threats.

Speaking as the alum of just one such school, alums/faculty/students would LOSE THEIR MIND if the university did this. Not an enticing choice for college administrators

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Neutral "Under President Trump, U.S.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Conservatives' policy agenda rebukes Black history initiative, sparks controversy

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Positive News Outlets Urged to Fact-Check Sources More Rigorously

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Paramilitary forces storm San Diego restaurant, deploy grenades, and abduct kitchen workers in shocking incident.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Neutral Nightmare about self-harm and pigeon care inspires video preservation effort

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Russian footage shows Chinese laser system targeting and downing Ukrainian drones, marking first visual proof of its use in combat zone.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Radical Religious Right Rejects Science; Moderates Uphold Unbinding God

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Positive Developing Task-Switching Skill: Valuable for Real Life Success.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Controversial Interview Claims AI Will Cure Cancer, Criticizes Transgender Rights in Bizarre Rant

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative "Nurse Blows Whistle on Unnecessary Procedures at Detention Center"

It is a bit weird that we're collectively calling Trump a chicken for not following through on shit that would be bad for everyone. Like we're all ready for the end, but we want him to pull the trigger.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Trump more than septuples tariffs, doesn't break tariff-change record elsewise, as Senator Shaheen votes for it, leading to potential negative impact on scientists and the NSF.

finding out private equity is making big investments in your industry is like finding out your name just popped up at the top of a serial killer's notes app

Post reminded me that when I was a younger man, I twice had roommates "borrow" nice flasks of mine to only get them confiscated when they were arrested. Like once is ok, but twice is a story about who I surrounded myself with, and the choices I was making.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative ICE agents in Nashua, NH courthouse attack and kidnap a man.

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Humanity achieves triumph over HIV, but faces setback due to tax evasion by "tradwives."

so they're taking money used to learn cool shit about space or research cures for diseases etc etc etc and they're giving it to literally masked brownshirts who go around blackbagging and disappearing brown people more or less at random

Bunnies!

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Neutral Arkansas Introduces Tougher Rules for Ballot Initiatives!

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Negative Study suggests time saved by AI is negated by new work, equating to minimal impact on earnings in various occupations.