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super-villain caterpillar from outta space, golf specialist, i kicks the mad style so step off the frankfurter. he/hmm. crime's a-wastin! #mistermind
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The classic "Spidey punches the Hulk in the dick" cover
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"I thought you said Troy McClure was dead"
"No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes"
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Marvel could just change the name of 75% of their books to this
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This is what I was told at the time and so I did all those things, but what I wasn't told is that they still don't work if everybody thinks you are a weirdo
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Look on the bright side that he expects to be jailed instead of just shot
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"The Probulator 6000 is ready, sir!"
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And you thought Jodorowsky's ideas for Dune were wacky
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What I remember about Ronnie's death is the obit in my local alt-weekly (RIP) was headlined "The Man Who Sold the World" and the first line was "He should have died alone a long, long time ago." Good times.
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What is going on with the guy on the right's cheek? Is his brain literally leaking out of his ear?
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Doesn't even have "Marquee Moon" on it smdh
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You: "Maul 'em like Mahler, son!"
Eerily similar dad on the other team's side who is reading a Rachmaninoff biography: "Rock 'em like Rachmaninoff, boy!"
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Rale rorse, rale rider
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Assistant Production Manager Rachel Talalay went on to direct TANK GIRL, FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE, and many episodes of Doctor Who
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"They say I killed ten people but it's a lie! It was only six!"
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This snake is a degenerate perv who should be locked up. He is my favorite character in the book.
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He's claiming that you are in the Darheel Files and that's a filthy lie! You only flew on his private cruiser and spent weekends at his luxurious estate a few times! Right?
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We should bring back salespeople wearing lab coats
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King
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This Satan guy sounds cool as hell 🤘
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by "crystal" reed means "crystal meth"
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Got an unopened copy of this for a couple bucks about a decade ago. It's a nice album!
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The line of people waiting to do this is going to be visible from orbit
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Fox satellite
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Man look at him blow that jizz horn
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No matter where he went or what he did Pokey was haunted by the spirit of his dead father
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Too bad Russell Crowe didn't happen a few years earlier so he could play the monster instead of De Niro in the Branagh version
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that Jason Statham movie was not very true to the original comics
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Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
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How many songs about buildings and food do you need?
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The Descent (2005)
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this might be a trap
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(This, btw, is a movie starring a former NFL player where a motorcycle crashes into a helicopter, causing it to explode and crash into a parking lot full of cars which also explode [i.e. the greatest scene ever filmed], so set your expectations accordingly!)
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If Jonah was real you would be rich
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Using science to explore: who is the bigger jerk, Johnny or Reed?
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By Harry Lime
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Next to "The Homega Man" on the Simpsons
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People are always explaining to Superman what he did on comic book covers. Wouldn't he know?