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Strange but not a stranger Illustrator | Graphic Designer | Cartoonist | He/Him www.jeffpennington.art | [email protected] M-Class Podcast: http://mclasspodcast.com STORYLORDS: storylords.page
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So update: my computer is fixed but my internet is not. We’re gonna call Verizon about it tomorrow but it turns out I wasn’t just gaslit by my PC into thinking the wifi was fucked. They were actually BOTH fucked. When it rains it pours.

The internet would be so much less shitty to exist on if people learned how to say “I just don’t like it” instead of writing a fucking treatise about why you’re an idiot if you do like something.

My sanity is pretty much duct taped together with the promise of Donkey Kong Bananza at this point. Just daydreaming tho - imagine if fans ported Mario from Odyssey into Bananza with all his abilities or vice versa! Holy hell dude that would be so sick

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

One of the dopest character designers of all time - and one of my biggest art heroes. Alex Toth deserves to be celebrated!

Killing a Kremling in Donkey Kong Country is like top 10 noises in video games

To folks waiting for a commission from me, even though it’s only been a few days, I thought I’d let you know: my PC has been royally fucked somehow. Can’t connect to the internet, can’t access certain programs anymore. I’m taking it to a repair shop soon. Excited to be flat fucking broke after.

Turning on my TV, and exclaiming out loud "Let's see what Columbo's getting up to."

This is how I read your posts

This is how I’m hoping Donkey Kong Bananza ends - Showdown with King K. Rool at the Planet Core!

If humans are evolved from apes then how come Donkey Kong has a new game coming out? Checkmate atheists

From: Uproar in Heaven (1961–1964), dir. Wan Laiming and Tang Cheng, Shanghai Animation Film Studio

"Portal" acrylic on canvas panel 50x60 cm #art #fantasy #fantasyart #scifiart #acrylicpaint

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What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

I’ve been watching classic Unsolved Mysteries and you wouldn’t believe how many times the narrative blames Unions for something (often) and how much unions are actually to blame in the updates (literally never) Just further proof of how much anti-union propaganda was on TV when I was a kid

My net is super borked until tomorrow so please ask me fun anonymous questions if you got em. Especially Kong related queries! ngl.link/_jeffpenning...

We all know a guy - probably several. Especially in 2025.

Happy Birthday, Sonic the Hedgehog I drew you a LOT as a kid

The Auto-Pugilist 3000, aka “3K.” I was supposed to guest on a real-play TTRPG podcast once and I was maybe gonna play this dude, but alas it never came to be

I really wanna get up and get something to eat but…

I drew a really good picture of Donkey Kong punching out K. Rool once. I’m gonna start reposting it again tomorrow (while I start working on a paid art Kongmission)

"V'ger is that which programmed me." While I worked this weekend I absorbed Star Trek The Motion Picture and various amounts of commentaries & documentaries about the film. Really loved it and as is typical for me have become slightly obsessed with thinking about it. This is an old acrylic painting.

⚠️Emergency Commissions⚠️ Hate banging on but it’s coming up to 3 months with no pay and I’ve got rent and bills coming up! I’ve got £10 toons as well as 20% off all commissions over on my Kofi using code: PRIDE25 ko-fi.com/artmonkeymg Support Artmonkeymg Tip Jar!

Some kinda scammer going around right now. Funny, but still. Just block on sight.

Fuck this country.