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I'm Jeff, who sucks.
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Instead of Dodgers Stadium, ICE should use a baseball facility where they're actually welcome. Busch Stadium, for example.

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Why couldn't Katy Perry be in one of these.

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Airplane!

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Gen X in 2025: How immoral! Gen X in 1995: Nice pooper.

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This is a legit post on Craigslist.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE SOMEBODY KEEP A VERY CLOSE EYE ON STEVIE WONDER AND PAUL MCCARTEY.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Whew. Doechii goddamn.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Watch Questlove's Sly Stone doc. Do it. Today.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Crow-Armstrong watching Elon and Trump feuding today.

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In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

submitted 22 days ago • 57 comments

Come on, man. A.I. Aaliyah was right there.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

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John Mulaney fought three fourteen year old boys this week, and didn't get a black eye.

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Seen outside Carbondale IL this afternoon, presented without comment.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This is Neifi Perez erasure.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Humblebrag: this year, the @90s-chick.bsky.social and I are turning down the SUCKS, and turning up the ROCKS. We're seeing @thebandcake.bsky.social in June, @alyankovic.bsky.social in July, and @actualbenfolds.bsky.social in November. We're rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.

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GF: I love pete crow Me: I cant compete crow

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Man, if Trump goes after Weird Al next, I'm gonna fucking [REDACTED].

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Dick's, getting bigger.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Here, have some 90s TBS ASMR

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

I feel like AI is dividing the professional workforce into two categories; people who heavily rely on AI, and people who are good at their jobs.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Dude's gotta have some way to hide the gin blossoms.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

China has EVERYTHING

submitted 68 days ago • 10 comments

RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society Autistic kids:

submitted 72 days ago • 170 comments

What a night! Bring the message everywhere.

submitted 76 days ago • 41 comments

BlueSky becoming more useful for news basically every day. Simple reason: None of that Elon trash code that punishes direct links. People share stories and we click, like God intended.

submitted 94 days ago • 94 comments

Me in the National Security team group chat.

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Me in the National Security team group chat

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

That's my governor.

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Clean your room, It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Concerning.

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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: No villains

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Durb Dickin.

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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

submitted 726 days ago • 57 comments

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

submitted 108 days ago • 212 comments

Donald Trump is lying to you.

submitted 115 days ago • 517 comments

Why aren't democrats leaving like his supporters at his rallies do.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

When I find out I'm sitting behind Lauren Boebert and her date at a live performance of Beetlejuice.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

"This afternoon, sunny and about 67. Tonight, mostly dark with frost alert, low of 89. And for your Friday, up to 20 inches of sleet possible, high of eleventeen with a heat index of spaghetti." - our forthcoming A.I generated forecasts

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I keep hearing the line from "No Sex" by Chris Rock in my head, "take off that silly ass hat".

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