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jemima.bsky.social
Columnist and feature writer at the Financial Times. 👩🏼‍💻 https://www.ft.com/jemima-kelly Probably at a Stoke Newington drinks party.
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For Father's Day, I wrote about Musk and Trump's mutual daddy issues. With thoughts from @ianbrucestudio.bsky.social on.ft.com/4dZ5TrK

they officially did the onion article

I was brought up to regard English literature as a kind of secular religion. I never doubted that poetry and novels contained the meaning of life I wrote this about the tragedy of the subject's decline and the dawn of a world in which nobody reads www.newstatesman.com/culture/book...

My Trade Secrets today. Trump going ahead with steel tariffs is obvs @robarmstrong.bsky.social's fault for the "TACO" trade needling. I posit TABASCO (Trump Angry Because Armstrong Said "Chickens Out") as the new paradigm. (Also, Trump's broad powers over tariffs & taxes are far worse than steel.)

I wrote this after being absolutely shaken by finding that the scene of Colin Firth walking out of a lake in a dripping wet shirt as Mr Darcy in the 1995 version of Pride and Prejudice... DOES NOT EXIST on.ft.com/45SPZgu

"LatinX people see time as fluid and open-ended" 🤦‍♀️

🚨CORPORATE SPOOKS KLAXON🚨 Builder.ai collapsed owing money to an Israeli private intelligence outfit, a high-profile crisis PR specialist and one of the world’s most feared litigation law firms, US bankruptcy filings reveal The trio were hired after probing FT reporting last year on.ft.com/3ZhLIPM

I cannot stop wheezing

The daddy issues are real cc @ianbrucestudio.bsky.social

I will never forget this Thursday afternoon

"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

“Shameless self-promoting grifter.” “She’s completely shameless,” said @jemima.bsky.social of the lying lingerie entrepreneur and Tory baroness, Michelle Mone, “and if you have no shame, you can get quite far.”

🫠🫠🫠 www.thetimes.com/culture/tv-r... (part 2 airing tonight!)

There is a brilliant two-part documentary on my absolute favourite baroness (the one who once threatened me with “definition lawyers”) airing tonight and tomorrow night at 9pm on BBC2 and it features meeee (mainly in episode 2, THE FALL, obv) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

We're an hour away from President Trump's meme coin dinner, where he'll again cross what was once seen as an ethical red line: profiting off the presidency www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... @cqzakrz.bsky.social

Hey Bluesky, I'm only telling you this, not those bastards over at X. There’s a portrait of Elon Musk being painted on a livestream by the artist @ianbrucestudio.bsky.social, and a bunch of people including Brian Eno are joining him live. I’ll be there 2pm EST/7pm BST for 45mins. IanPaintsElon.com

Coming up in 20 mins with @ianbrucestudio.bsky.social!

Excited to be taking part in this with the brilliant @ianbrucestudio.bsky.social, live tomorrow at 4pm BST. Ian is painting a 5-day "psychological portrait" of Elon Musk and raising funds for #FreeOurFeeds. Tune in here: ianpaintselon.com After me tomorrow: Brian Eno at 5pm, Jon Ronson at 6!

Can't wait to speak in 10 mins @carolecadwalla.bsky.social! The scheduling didn't end up working out with @naomiaklein.bsky.social (but we'd still love to have you if anything changes - I'm not going anywhere this week 👀) We also have coming up tomorrow @jemima.bsky.social & @jonronson.bsky.social

Very interesting column from @sarahoconnorft.ft.com. I'd love to see whether the same rule applies across "experts" in other fields... would people also put more faith in a "high-ability" female psychologist than a male one? Historian? Political scientist? on.ft.com/4k6eVWl [gift link!]

Great read from @andrewtghill.ft.com on.ft.com/3H31V53 What management theory tells us about Trump’s ‘team of rivals’

This week's column, on the "woke right" on.ft.com/3HddA18

Wahahaha

Always in awe of Melania's fashion choices

A really joyful chart here for you to take into your weekends, courtesy of Sean Monahan (the guy who came up with "vibe shift"). I particularly like how the "death of the West" is presented as "divine" - someone needs to tell Liz Truss what she's up against www.8ball.report/p/all-the-en...

An ethnography of 21st-century transnational Austen-mania. With a sharing link for 3 non-subscribers: on.ft.com/4iSVXkn

Life is too important not to laugh at it—As the late Pope Francis wrote in a beautiful essay in December, “When it becomes hard to cry seriously or to laugh passionately, then we really are on the downhill slope… www.ft.com/content/c3da... @jemima.bsky.social @financialtimes.com

This week’s column, on the value and importance of the LOLz (the real, full-bodied, joyful ones, not the snarky ones - though those have their own purpose) on.ft.com/3Fd5GEm Life is too important not to laugh at it

I went to Bath for 5 nights and pranced around in Regency wear for @ftweekend.com (I have a ridiculous job, yes.) on.ft.com/4kasT90

Go give a follow to the finest weekend paper in the biz

Just came across this absolute gem of an essay written by the late pope in December, on the importance - holiness, even - of humour www.nytimes.com/2024/12/17/o... [GIFT LINK]

Opus DEI! (I know, I did that joke last week but come on, ogni morte di Papa)

The Catholic Church played a major role in supporting and bringing down several authoritarian regimes. I doubt this is a coincidence.

The most recent retweet from the new pope is 👀.

“You had one job” picture desk edition etc etc