jensplarson.bsky.social
Enrollment manager, admissions secret shopper, and purveyor of higher education commentary.
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Hi, Skeptical. I'm Jens.
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They can eat agi.
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Or, hear me out, you let a federal agency publish it as bona fide science.
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She's still leading the league in rebounds even after taking out all the z-boards, too.
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The higher ed world as we know it may be ending, and I may have originally followed you years ago for your research and insights, but I have stayed for this can't-miss content and the small warmth it brings in this dark and seemingly endless apocalypse.
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The John Madden School of Sports Analysis for Sporting Sport Things.
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You have a pocket square in your social media profile pic.
I only know you through your work and online, and even I'm not surprised! 😂
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Did you go back to the app?
It sounds like your in an unhealthy relationship.
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Has no one thought to save money by making the Various Circles of Power!
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Preach.
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"For my own part, I tried to remain open-minded."
Haha
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A lot of truth.
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That first worm must be looking for a mate.
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I'm just going to pretend he ordered 500 of these DVDs.
m.imdb.com/title/tt0109...
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The Chronicle: "Kevin McClure doesn't believe in assessment. A close analysis of his skeets also indicates he doesn't pay attention to training."
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Pope Prosecco IV
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I thought you might be oversimplifying, but no, "I couldn't do enough fascism in Michigan" is really the vibe.
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Seems fair to wonder if institutions that can't up technology for their employees and communities are great at distance education pedagogy and curriculum.
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I mean, I didn't waste all that time as a youth in the 1980s for nothing ...
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Harvard is four WWEs.
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"Where do many of these ‘students’ come from, who are they, how do they get into Harvard"
Omfg. Literally the most asked question in higher education.
us.macmillan.com/books/978146...
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"This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea."
The captain of the Titanic is dead, Linda. He famously died on the ship, Linda.
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"At its best, a university should fulfill the highest ideals of our Nation."
And on average days, what? It fulfills the ideals of another nation? Or maybe it just takes a pass on ideals altogether?
And at its worst? Maybe it fulfills Yale's ideals?
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The initial ACE analysis of the CCRA from May 2024 shows 75% of institutions would have a net loss just from the risk sharing provision, with higher ed losing $18 billion in aggregate.
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Everything is real. Pretending he doesn't mean what he says got us here.
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But are you? 😂
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Congrats on your unique experience???
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You just invented a new genre of art. Jealous.
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I thought this was about baseball for way too long. 😂
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Wtf is wrong with you?
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I've heard folks with a few hit or miss issues recently. I wonder if something charged post COVID. Haven't been in a long while ...
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Okay, I really have to know: which spot?
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What is this new side of you!?!
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