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Not saying it’s hot but I now identify as “rotisserie”.

Will never not laugh at this .

A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

Here’s last night’s story about the AI-generated content that’s taking over the internet, why it can be harmful, and the heartbreaking tale of a single AI cat father. He made us feel again. youtu.be/TWpg1RmzAbc

One of the worst takes I've seen on here.

I was a teenager in the early aughts, and it felt out-of-step with so much mainstream opinion to speak out against war. What is happening now is cruel and sad and wrong, and you don't have to let anyone make you feel bad for thinking and saying so.

maybe this makes me a hippie-dippy snowflake or whatever, but i'd rather we didn't go to war in the middle east (or anywhere for that matter) yet again

The crack-cocaine of empires

This guy is such a fuckin' dipshit. I hate him so goddamned much.

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No, but I did stay at Holiday Inn Express last night.

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

human beings require a full weekend after one day of work. it is the natural order of things

Feeling sad and stressed today for no reason *looks around* ha ha ha oh yeah

This is THE tweet of all time

oh wow, they invented the perfect pair of sunglasses for people to wear while crashing their cybertrucks and blasting morgan wallen

Brewster's Millions remake but it's Michael Blake spending his matching funds

happy summer solstice ☀️ please remember to sacrifice the two eldest members of your village by sundown

what the left isn't telling you is that if he wins Zohran Mamdani will be in control of New York's nuclear weapons

this video feels like a fever dream (complimentary)

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

watching this GALAXY QUEST 4K i picked up and this movie still rules so much. top four star trek movie too.

pro tip: having a few cold beers on a hot day is pretty rad

running for president, but my entire platform is that burgers should always come with fries/rings/tots in lieu of having to purchase them separately and everyone's first side of ranch should be free of charge i expect to sweep the midwest

I think the Loch Ness monster and a Yeti just boondoggled me. I gave them my kids’ college funds for a bag of leaves and pine cones. My wife will kill me if she finds out I was investing in cryptidcurrency.

right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.

Being gay isn’t a choice, you take a buzzfeed quiz when you’re 16 that says you’re gay and go from there

Norm’s MLB team morality rankings update: ⬆️ Chicago White Sox ➡️ Seattle Mariners ⬇️ Los Angeles Dodgers

nihilism is just goth whimsy

not at all the point of the original post — but the number of people in the comments who don't recognize that the bird on this shithead's shirt is the Guinness toucan and think it is a Jimmy Buffett flamingo or Toucan Sam or whatever is just absolutely wrecking me right now IT'S HOLDING A GUINNESS!

The subway is a miracle and you either learn to accept that you live in a society with its other users or you live life as God’s most despised pussy

The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

me as a fantasy baseball manager *player on my fantasy team has bad day* - welp, it happens, gotta ride these out and expect better results going forward *player on my fantasy team who is ALSO on my favorite real life team has bad day* FUCK THIS BUM, THIS FRANCHISE IS CURSED, I'M DROPPING HIS ASS!