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ordering a t-shirt with this screen-printed on the front and back and immediately receiving upgrades to first class both ways on my Boston/Chicago flights next week

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fixed it

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I can't write in public what's the quickest way to fix the courts.

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get me to the nearest fainting couch

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my bank is always sending me these HIGH IMPORTANCE messages that my card was used and I panic and scramble to check and it's, like, "you spent $31 at Taco Bell!" or "you spent $28.50 at Popeyes!" and, like, I don't need alerts for that stuff, okay... just let me forget my sins

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always have to remember the right will get hysterical over every issue of the day it does not matter about validity or truth it is all about feeding their constant outrage machine

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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

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A feature I’d like to see added to this app is the ability to search for people you follow based on a vague description of their profile picture when you forget what their name is

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This, to me, is real mensch shit.

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Almost forgot to post. Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western #Chicago

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2pm cold brew?! 2pm cold brew!!

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A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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every app/website needs a toggle option for "don't show me any of this garbage-assed AI slop bullshit"

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It’s weird that the only time a Democratic consultant enters my feed, it’s because they’re mad that a Democrat got voters excited and won an election.

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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

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A dangerous phenomenon is sweeping the Upper Midwest. Your child may be setting themselves up for a lifetime of heartache. Here are the warning signs. #mntwins #twins #minnesota

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The Josh Kraft playbook.

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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

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I guess we're gonna run this back again today. Quietly move along if/when you catch me napping at my desk today.

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(Pace salsa voice) NEW YORK CITY!

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Did the "I've seen enough" elections guru guy ever migrate over here?! I'd really like to know if Zohran got the W and Cuomo ate shit before I go to bed.

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TikTok should add a feature you can turn on in the settings where any time a genAI video pops up on your FYP, a Predator missile is fired into the uploader's urethra

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what’s funny is that if pro-cuomo centrist democrats were less myopic they might see that mamdani was running the kind of campaign that could help rebuild the party brand — accessible with an outsider persona and a focus on “kitchen table” issues.

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landlord here. i regularly cook and eat my tenants. we’re allowed to do that

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you'll be gobsmacked to learn that this was an unpleasant experience

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has anybody noticed that it's pretty warm this week? kinda weird that this subject hasn't come up yet.

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I slept like garbage last night because of the heat. I thought about taking a sick day, but realized it'd just mean spending the day in the same hot apartment while the temps keep climbing. Needless to say, I opted to skip the sick day and come bask in the office air-conditioning instead.

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BREAKING: codebreakers have finally solved the Zodiac’s final cypher. After years of studying and many (MANY) attempts, experts have agreed that the decoded message reflects Zodiac’s last will and testament. it reads: ANDREW CUOMO FOR NYC MAYOR 2025

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BREAKING: Shredder and Krang have endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York City mayor.

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The Bailey Ober will continue until morale improves

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I'm sorry, but what the hell is leftover bacon?!

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Supreme Court: Anyone, citizen or not, can be disappeared to a concentration camp in a foreign country without trial, warrant, or evidence. Democrats: We have to make sure a muslim doesn't get elected mayor

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that was gross and that was slow, but i didn't die (yet)

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