jeremybateman.bsky.social
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Has he seen who the President is. We have the all time dumbest man in history in office.
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I already call him Jose, or rather Jose Diego Vance.
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Forty-eight hours? Hell no. I can't even stand him for forty-eight seconds.
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We've been launching things into orbit since 1958 and this idiot still can't get his rockets to stop exploding. Elon isn't a genius.
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Donny is an idiot and so are his mindless army of shit-gibbon followers.
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Let's make it 35 and put him away for life.
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Unfortunately Republicans won't act on our behalf. Drumpf is still immensely popular with their base.
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Descendants, our ancestors couldn't care less about the Drumpf/Musk feud.
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"Sorry, I only hold Putin's"
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We are only four and a half months into his term. But you are right about it feeling like an eternity. Hopefully he gets impeached by 2027 and we can see the end of him in power.
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This Sunday live on pay-per-view, Diaper Don vs The Ketamine Kid.
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Got mine.
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Tubman was supposed to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. Obama announced that over eight years ago. So I got a question for Drumpf. What's taking so long?
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Yeah, but with Marge, it might not be an act. I think she might actually be that damn stupid.
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Don't let her con you folks. Even if she was able to read she'd still vote for it.
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We need to vote like it's a Presidential election instead of an off year. If all the people who voted against Drumpf in 2020 turn out we win.
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Yeah, stock hasn't gone down, but that's not what he was getting at. Sales of cars have fallen by 13%. It needs to go down a minimum of another 35% to wreck his company.
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Both men are incapable of loving another human. The bromance never started.
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So he succeeded in getting them deep into the playoffs and because they lost the owners have given up on him? Enjoy the next 50 years of not winning squat NY.
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No doubt. He'd see all the orange goop Donny Dumbass wears and figure he's toxic as all hell before getting near him.
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The shortest episode of Columbo ever. Donny would brag about all the illegal shit he's engaged in within the first minute.
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Musk will. Every Republican clown 🤡 caves to Donny Dimwit.
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You know they don't have the numbers for that, right? All of us need to show up next year and vote straight Dem in order to elect enough people to hold him accountable. Otherwise it'll be just like last time and Republicans will keep the douche in office.
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Some days are diamonds, some days are coal? Sounds like we're all getting black lung folks. Another gift from the grifter king Donny.
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To quote the great George Carlin: "If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed."
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Drumpf: "He's playing with fire."
Says the imbecile currently burning democracy to the ground.
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Adam, If you’re running out of names for the tangerine toddler, here’s a handy list someone compiled.
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At this point roadkill would be a better president than the scum we have now.
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Can't argue the logic on this one.
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Don't forget the reporter. He reveals everything to pretty much everyone. China and Russia were probably in the chats as well
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He smells like ass, so the watch ain't wrong.
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Because Republicans won't stand up to Donny Dimwit.
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Weird Al debuted in 1981 with "Another One Rides the Bus". Madonna released her first album two years later in 1983.
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Just how much is a doll going up in price? If a typical doll costs $10 and you're giving your daughter 30 of them, you're spending $300 every Christmas on them. So if you can only get them 2, that means Barbie is going to cost $150 each?
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Drumpf will blame Biden and his supporters will echo his bullshit. He does it all the time. If it's bad it's the Democrats fault, and if it's good it's all his doing.
He's a charlatan.
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1000 days of summer.
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Donny is such a colossal idiot.
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Evil, fear, and stupid is what Donny does best. Jr(evil), Ivanka(fear), and Eric(stupid).
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They don't make chapstick that strong.
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Donny*
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Lindsey has lost his damned mind. Don't is the Antichrist.
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The Antichrist being Christ's spokesman is a new one for me.
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Might be on that hellscape. I wouldn't know, I abandoned it months ago.