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Squirrels can't die from falling because the terminal velocity required to kill a squirrel cannot be achieved on Earth

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this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

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If you weren’t so full of liberal bias, you would appreciate that Elon has built SpaceX into the world’s biggest and best fireworks company.

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

The midwest is a very cultured place and I am sick of pretending it's not. Sometimes we even have pickle festivals.

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Can you imagine the look on Brian Wilson’s face when he first heard Kokomo?

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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below

submitted 6 days ago • 763 comments

literally this

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Assassins dress like cops & the secret police wear masks and no ID

submitted 8 days ago • 38 comments

Holy shit

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[alanis morissette voice] it's like raaa-ee-aaaaaain / on your military parade

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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.” --Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

submitted 10 days ago • 55 comments

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

submitted 11 days ago • 71 comments

This is the best piece that will ever be written about our show! Thanks @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social! defector.com/there-will-n...

submitted 12 days ago • 29 comments

Omg

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many people have been telling me, many smart people, "kill the boer." I didn't come up with it. but I've been hearing it. hearing it a lot. and it's a beautiful thing.

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lol

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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 17 days ago • 672 comments

AHAHAHAHAHA www.nfl.com/news/qb-aaro...

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments

In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

There’s an always money in the American Build Banana company

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"According to LinkedIn, the bulk of Fugate’s leadership experience comes from having served as secretary general of a Model United Nations club."

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Eli Cash voice: What my book presupposes is, what if hurricane season doesn’t exist?

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Consider the implications of a device this small and this simple possibly taking out 2/3 of Russia's heavy bombers. If this story is true, we're in a totally different world

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

The Irkutsk air base is as far from Ukraine as Zimbabwe… bit of a stunner

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

We all agree Stephen Miller leaked the Musk drug use story, right?

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Not many people can claim to be the architect of 300,000 deaths and still be feted like geniuses

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

submitted 23 days ago • 1301 comments

It’s all these people in Oklahoma City have.

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Baseball.

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This says everything you would need to know about the "AI industry"

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

"What we are doing in Gaza is a war of extermination: indiscriminate, unrestrained, brutal, and criminal killing of civilians,” [former Prime Minister Olmert] said." www.huffpost.com/entry/israel...

submitted 27 days ago • 77 comments

Wolves in the Garza Zone

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Tony Reali deserves a future at ESPN, but right now it looks like it might not happen.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

My god

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

Vertical tabs have really changed my browsing life.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

getting choked up by the end of this

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

those grand fresh-water seas of ours,—Erie, and Ontario, and Huron, and Superior, and Michigan,—possess an ocean-like expansiveness, with many of the ocean’s noblest traits

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

Are #MNUFC blocking entrances because of the lawn overflow area?

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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

submitted 44 days ago • 1445 comments

First pope to wear cargo shorts

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