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“Everyone knows what happens when you drop 14 30,000-pound bombs perfectly on their targets: total obliteration.”

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The "number of people normally cited as killed" (~50k atm) is the number which Gazan health officials have confirmed killed by violence. To be part of this number, an identifiable body or a witness must be brought to a hospital and issued a death certificate. Every hospital in Gaza has been bombed.

“We’re on it”? What do you mean “we’re on it”? DRILLING FOR OIL ISN’T SOMETHING THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY DOES. EVER. WHAT ARE WE DOING. *throws things*

Squirrels can't die from falling because the terminal velocity required to kill a squirrel cannot be achieved on Earth

this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

If you weren’t so full of liberal bias, you would appreciate that Elon has built SpaceX into the world’s biggest and best fireworks company.

The midwest is a very cultured place and I am sick of pretending it's not. Sometimes we even have pickle festivals.

Can you imagine the look on Brian Wilson’s face when he first heard Kokomo?

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below

literally this

Assassins dress like cops & the secret police wear masks and no ID

Holy shit

[alanis morissette voice] it's like raaa-ee-aaaaaain / on your military parade

“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.” --Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

This is the best piece that will ever be written about our show! Thanks @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social! defector.com/there-will-n...

Omg

many people have been telling me, many smart people, "kill the boer." I didn't come up with it. but I've been hearing it. hearing it a lot. and it's a beautiful thing.

lol

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA www.nfl.com/news/qb-aaro...

In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

There’s an always money in the American Build Banana company

"According to LinkedIn, the bulk of Fugate’s leadership experience comes from having served as secretary general of a Model United Nations club."

Eli Cash voice: What my book presupposes is, what if hurricane season doesn’t exist?

Consider the implications of a device this small and this simple possibly taking out 2/3 of Russia's heavy bombers. If this story is true, we're in a totally different world

The Irkutsk air base is as far from Ukraine as Zimbabwe… bit of a stunner

We all agree Stephen Miller leaked the Musk drug use story, right?

Not many people can claim to be the architect of 300,000 deaths and still be feted like geniuses

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

It’s all these people in Oklahoma City have.

Baseball.

This says everything you would need to know about the "AI industry"

"What we are doing in Gaza is a war of extermination: indiscriminate, unrestrained, brutal, and criminal killing of civilians,” [former Prime Minister Olmert] said." www.huffpost.com/entry/israel...

Wolves in the Garza Zone

Tony Reali deserves a future at ESPN, but right now it looks like it might not happen.

My god