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These men behind bars are not in prison after being charged with crimes. They are "enemy combatants" being detained in a concentration camp. As such, Kristi Noem's crass photo-op using them as props violates the Geneva Convention's prohibition of ‘exposure to public curiosity’ of those captured.

1/n Martian Potato1 🧵 Phobos Over Mars: a time lapse from 2007 to 2021 Full size & info: flic.kr/p/2qREua9 🧪🔭 Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 8 frames, captured by @esa.int Mars Express. It's stabilized on Phobos (Todd crater) to play with the disorienting effect. All images below ⬇️

I had a passing curiosity and realized that the fundamental difference between us and kangaroos is older than the first tyrannosaur

A beaver dam in British Columbia shows its ability to hold back sediment pollution during heavy rainfall, sediment damages freshwater habitat. Two pairs of beavers are making a new wild home in Studland #UK & their unrestricted www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #nature #climatecrisis

mad scientist who creates increasingly more dangerous machines because she thinks the safety inspector is cute: what do you think :) sleep-deprived safety inspector: how and why did you make a humidifier out of lawn mower parts and sawblades

I love public transport so cool the trains the buses !! The trolleys the trams !

Huh? No retro consoles means stuff like the PS1 and Sega Saturn right? The Xbox 360 and PSP are still pretty new...

King Slime Jump [Animated] #terraria

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As the nation reels from the humiliating actions of Trump and his Russian allies. A collective gasp of disbelief can be heard around the world. The US President is insane. In a rational world congress would declare the him unfit and remove him. Call your reps, specifically the GOP 202 224 3121

Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.

observations regarding detail-dense textures, such as grass, leafy bushes and scales.

Ahem

My mental health became so much better once I stopped listening to music that matched my mood, now I listen to music to change my mood and it has improved my life by 60%

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being pure of heart

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Call your reps & scream bloody murder 202 224 3121 We want our parks open and fully staffed We want an increase in budgets to help with the increase in visitation We want MORE L.E. Rangers in the parks to better protect them We need our parks now more than ever wessiler.substack.com/p/elon-musks...

I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

My dreams are still bigger than my fears…

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Without Mel Brooks hiring Lynch to make THE ELEPHANT MAN — on the strength of ERASERHEAD alone — he is very likely just a guy who made a weird film at AFI. That whole filmography you love doesn’t happen. We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.

Tonight in As the World Burns There is a solution. And it doesn't cost taxpayers one single additional dime. Take the subsidies currently feeding fat cats in the fossil fuel industry and used them to build a new, cheaper, more efficient publicly owned grid, induction charging highways.

I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.

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Being sentient is so weird. You run an electrical charge through some meat and suddenly anxiety exists.

Raise your hand if you think boys are cute

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The year is 202X: You're the last real person on the Internet. Everyone else has logged off. "Touching grass" as they called it. Every alert you receive is automated; set to fire off by someone who retired to carve wood in the mountains. You dream of a day in 2016 when you woke up to 99+ notifs.

If you can’t find a thing you already own just buy another one and put it in a place where you won’t forget about it. Boom, there’s the old one.

I don't think we are supposed to individually prepare ourselves 3x meals a day every day for our whole lives I think we're supposed to have community and sharing

Once a reviewer said I played a character with an “eyeshadow fetish” when in reality I was just… wearing eyeshadow. The script never commented on it, they just assumed it was a sex thing cause I’m trans. Anyway since then I haven’t read reviews 🤷‍♀️

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome acrylic on 16"x20" canvas.

Something I've noticed with submissions to my roster are folks not having websites due to "being inexperienced." I don't care if you're 'too inexperienced'. Stop making excuses and make a website to hold your demo, contact info, and have it warm for a future resume. GET. A. WEBSITE.

hi today i’m grateful for a husband who cleans our apartment without having to be asked the bar is so low gentlemen

I’ve needed an escape and so have been turning to fiction, and y’all, I haven’t read in so long a book as exhilarating and beautifully humane as Barbara Kingsolver’s “Demon Copperhead.” I turned the last page and yet can’t get the characters and the writing out of my head. Do yourselves a favor.

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

Video game where you are an immortal little kobold dude and your job is to repair the various death traps in a procedurally generated ancient temple. You have to replace all those ropes and unclog the hydraulics and such, repair broken fake floors over spike pits, etc

To the people who still say “using refernces is cheating” in 2024; give this to them Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only