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jerrywible.bsky.social
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I just misread “this morning’s traffic report” as “this morning’s tariff report” and at this point in our time, the second one actually seems more useful to me.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Elon mush ⬇️

submitted 10 days ago • 66 comments

Guinness, for when no other Obi-Wans will do.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

“vietnam has been very unfair to america and owes us compensation” is a wild take

submitted 40 days ago • 127 comments

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

submitted 41 days ago • 876 comments

Do you think that when David Beckham used to step on his kid’s Legos in the middle of the night, instead of wincing in pain like the rest of us he would flip it in the air then bicycle kick it into the closet?

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when he had a similar photo op getting his COVID vaccine to show the American public that they should trust the life saving shot?? No?? Just getting photos of buying a Tesla to help his ultra rich buddy?? Yeah, I guess that sounds about right for his priorities.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a recurring pattern in his interviews where he tries to describe the reasons to be against ___. “There’s a problem with ___ where they were involved with [thing he doesn’t like] and a LOT of other very bad things…” I just once want a reporter giving the interview to ask him to list them.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

That is exactly true.

submitted 71 days ago • 1273 comments

Remember when a few select companies would add charges on their receipts that were labeled in a way to inform consumers about the cost of wages to the employees? I hope every new tariff charge gets printed on receipts with Trump Tariffs next to it in bold.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The Ukraine ambassador was all of us today. JFC! Make the bully shut the F up!

submitted 78 days ago • 237 comments

literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 78 days ago • 219 comments

You don’t get to complain about slow service at a restaurant where they have a “help wanted” sign and you’ve left bad tips everyone you’ve gone there. A metaphor for the GOPs approach to government

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

So how long after they put him on the screen for the national anthem do you think he left?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I hear this in reggae.

submitted 101 days ago • 77 comments

Geography 101

submitted 103 days ago • 16 comments

In the current events stories about tariffs that go into effect on Tuesday and will increase prices for every American, let’s check to see what FoxNews.Com says about it… Nothing. The top dozen plus stories are all distractions, including a story about the OJ Simpson verdict from 1994. What a joke

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments