jerrywible.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.
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Caloric kits
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This would’ve fit in so well as a side character in Reno 911 Miami.
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The dude can’t even walk a mile in his own shoes, he needs to be carted around.
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I just don’t see the “dinosaur head.” Not seeing it.
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Meet Joe Black 2: Death and Taxes
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Loved that movie since I was a kid and it first came out! Kirk Douglas, Don Ameche, Tim Curry, Marisa Tomei, Chazz Palminteri, Ken Howard, Kurtwood Smith, Harry Shearer! Weakest part of the movie is actually Sly, but everyone else crushes it. Wish I could make it to Canada! Tariffs? Thanks Obama.
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Every time I bring this up to GOP folks, they all talk about prior politicians “getting rich off the office.” I can’t argue with any source that the Obama’s didn’t benefit financially as much from book sales and speaking engagements, but it definitely wasn’t as blatant a violation as this conman.
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Anyone want to have an even bigger parade on August 4 to celebrate President Obama’s birthday? I don’t think that would be what he’d want per se, but it sure would upset the emperor.
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The truly incredible thing is that you don’t need to say who you’re talking about or anything about the situation, but we all just know who you’re talking about. He’s awful on a scale I’ve never seen in my lifetime.
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I was going to make a joke about Trump having been president for 80 years, but then I thought “some of his cult followers are so backwards that long after he’s dead they’ll still think he’s President.
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It’s only obvious if you actually watch.
There’s an incredible amount of spin/distractions at work in the cult. I find an aggravating exercise for myself upon seeing a horrifying news article is to open up Faux news to see how many articles they’ve put in front of it (if it’s even there). It’s bad.
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You’ve put in a lot of work, and it’s a delight to see you on this side of fame, where when you appear on screen it produces a recognition in the audience.
Obviously I’m not the only one on here who thinks so. Safe travels.
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3/3 And I know that had to be tough to have had the dream he worked so hard for cancelled after one season.
I’m so glad you have had your successes after The Drew Carey Show.
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After a while of casual conversation about the Lakers or dodgers or whatever show promos came on the bar screens, I threw out a “you know what was a great sitcom? _(show he has starred in decades earlier)_”. He lit up at the chance to talk about it, with a “that was my show! I was on it!”
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Fame for specific things is strange. If strangers have seen your work, they tend to react, if not, nada.
I was once at a bar in Burbank next to an actor/comic (not you) whom I recognized but no one else in the bar knew. After a while I realized it had been years since I’d seen him in anything.
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Shouldn’t we all go a little easier on the guy? After all, it’s really hard to do a job you’re competently unqualified for while maintaining a drinking problem and knowing that if he stops praising the guy who put him there he likely ends up in prison.
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These are definitely needed. I mean, without seeing giant American flags outside the White House, you might just see the White House and assume it was under Russian control.
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Something… something… state’s rights… something.
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There’s a moment in Kindergarten Cop where a child proudly states “Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.”
Yep, that’s as far with science classes that many of the anti trans folk have achieved.
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No one out cheeses the hut
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My dick is so big the current administration refuses to admit it grew before they showed up.
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This individual really thought long and hard. “What’s the best insult I can come up with? I got it! Closeted homosexual! That’s one sick burn that’ll show em!”
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Just don’t let it go to far with them… I’ve been burned.
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Definitely go, but do these three things:
1. Wear Ukrainian colors
2. Sit silently so that he never hears a full roar of a crowd’s applause
3. As each lie is said, one at a time turn your backs to him.
That will allow a powerful visual for both video and still photos.
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He’d definitely have a lot of trump humble brags to post.
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Don’t worry. When the decision to start launching nukes happens, I’m sure the guy in charge of or health department will assure the president that there aren’t any adverse effects to radiation, launch away.
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Is that why the trolls on social media don’t show their actual faces in profile pictures but instead put a bald eagle like they didn’t understand the Colbert Report was a several years long bit?
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It’s almost like orange doesn’t like brown?
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Should you ever do this again and you *really* need more piece of mind, check under the sink for a plug to unplug it. If you can’t find that or if it’s hardwired into the electrical, tell us where to send flowers.
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Alice In Chains -Down in a Hole
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Fun fact: I was once driving in Burbank on my way to a movie stuck at a red light. I suddenly found myself looking around and realizing I was in the exact spot where the character of Dinesh crashed his Tesla. I did not choose to run that red light.
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We’ve never officially met, but I’d like to someday.
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Groundhognostication