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jey.bsky.social
💙 husband and mother to Design Systems ❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky 💛 they/them 💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com 🤍 design: jeyausten.com
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in this job market the hottest thing someone can do is slowly whisper “your contract has been extended” into my ear, followed by “the paperwork is in your inbox”,,,,there is literally nothing sexier

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turns out there wasn’t anything wrong with me, the guy who ghosted me two months ago was just on meth

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i put my whole bussy into alt text on bluesky thank you very much

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too gay to be straight,,, too straight to be gay,,, just bisexual enough for perfect lighting

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working on myself is,,,uhhh,, great and all,,, but the workbook modeling healthy relationships didn’t have to come for my ass like this

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Linear regression is all you need

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facetiming @mvlllxk.bsky.social every day until they are free and can pick up, but on those days i don’t call

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in theory i want to YEARN i want to relax into my lover(s) from sunset to sunrise i want every inch of my body to know their kiss to sip her essence with my morning coffee to know what they’re thinking at the hint of eye contact and a raised brow to forget how to speak, just a pile of arms and legs

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basically this

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broken arm but i’m still that bitch

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BREAKING: LA solidarity protesters in Austin are occupying JJ Pickle Federal Building, which houses local ICE processing center

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yall ever think about how they “messed up a chat on signal by accidentally adding a journalist to it” to get people to distrust signal,,,, because signal refuses to collect people’s data and therefore is private, and is open source because they build in public to show you there is no backdoor

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every damn time

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PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

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new alternative to dying alone just dropped

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labubububububbububbububububub

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If I was in charge of the gay agenda, it would be letting more people know it can just be hand and mouth stuff; it doesn’t have to be butt stuff

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BIG TITTIES, BIG BOOTY, BETSY

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it’s pride month, so i’m ghosting all the men on my roster til july,, and if that’s a problem then,,, oh well,,my roster will be wiped clean and I will truly be FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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bonded with my conservative uncle yesterday over our shared love of watching women’s yoga classes, there’s hope for us yet

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buying this for every girlie on feeld

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