jey.bsky.social
💙 husband and mother to Design Systems
❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky
💛 they/them
💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com
🤍 design: jeyausten.com
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babe ://
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same difference
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he brought out the wand the first date i knew it was too good to be true
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i think,,. i think he was trying to say hey im on meth wanna fuck
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am i an asshole for blocking him
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ugh they’re also very bi but yeah :/
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well i didn’t make it halfway through pride but like,,,, baby steps
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the kind of knowing where the conversation lasts for hours but the silence is welcome
beyond the facade and the masks we present to the world, beyond the makeup and the traumas of our past
to be separate entities on our own life paths that dance and intertwine with each other’s spirits
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but in practice???
i get creeped tf out if someone texts more than twice in one week if we just met
stop responding when they tell me they found my tiktok
i’m not looking for another fan, digital dopamine
i want to know deeply and be known even more, beyond the texts, the posts, the public brand
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boooooo
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wait omg are you going to pottery with sheeta 🥺🥺
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thank you bb 🖤
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Woke up the next morning and couldn’t move my arm, so I went to the doctor
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I didn’t even realize that I broke my arm, I thought that it was just sore because I had gotten a Covid shot in that arm earlier that day. Anyway, I kept dancing and making out with this girl for like 30 more minutes, but then she tried to swing dance spin me around by that arm and I left.
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at a lesbian party last Friday, i was talking to this girl and she kept having to get up to close the door to the art and collage room because the drag show outside was too loud, and i fell on my ass and my elbow, but only one of those has padding
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wanted to go swimming today but right when i got my bikini on it started pouring and the power went out 😭😭
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history will say they were roommates
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becoming a tree with the besties
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their ceo goes on and on about decentralized social media so this wouldn’t happen AND YET
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yum
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according to ai usage surveys, using ai for therapy is the number 1 reason people use it for 2025
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just tell me when
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Lord, I see what you’ve done for others
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wait that’s not true if you count the strip club
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god i wish. accidentally marked safe from titties in my face for 7 months 😭😭😭😭😭
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gonna get one of these bad boys in 11 months
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i feel like we deserve little chips to carry with us
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i’m doing it i swear
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🚩marked safe from sex with men for (1) month and counting. working hard on erasing my bisexuality this pride month, as a gift to my future self 😭
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slayyyyy
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omg??? that tracks tho. you ever think about how bush-havers are the bears of the lesbian community?