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Monday

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But what if my barbecue isn’t from Austria?

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Anyway, as I’ve said until I’m blue in the face, the UK should copy the Swedish model of having heats followed by a final for their entry. Melodifestivalen is an event within itself and has a mix of jury and public vote. It wouldn’t be too hard to replicate or put our own spin on it.

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BREAKING NEWS Catholic Priest says mass on a Sunday

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Sunday

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Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.

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Remember that cunts had one country to vote for and non-cunts 25, this is why we should have single transferable votes in Eurovision #Eurovision

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Didn’t realise the Romulan Empire was a member of the EBU #Eurovision

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Had curried noodle soup for dinner. It was bloody fabulous. The recipe is here: https://schoolofwok.co.uk/tips-and-recipes/curried-noodle-soup

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If you fancy some signed books, including some hardback copies of Be Funny Or Die salvaged from the Unbound explosion, and a load of lovely Ladybirds, including the ones you probably didn’t even know existed, then I’ve opened a little shop. Tuck in! www.gralefrit.co.uk/shop.html

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This is truly one of the most dreadful things ever produced and shows that we are not in god’s grace.

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3 fortnights until we’re off on holiday. Cannot guarantee a mouse castle this year though.

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This is probably my favourite film about four friends and their quest to destroy a powerful ring before it falls into evil hands.

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Saturday

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Excuse me while I say, fuck yeah! @tromsoil.bsky.social

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The mad pictures start again

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Friday

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Kneecap are just the provisional wing of Goldie Looking Chain

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Thursday

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He means your mum

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Unplanned chippy tea tonight

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*crab-walked

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Today is emperor Karl IV‘s birthday - one of my absolute favourite late medieval rulers, mainly because he found war to be simply too expensive…

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Wednesday

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Just did some exercise in this heat and now I’m off to die in a corner

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Tuesday

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"What's your favourite Dali work?" "I've got to say it's his Datsun advert"

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We’re just innocent men

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When work asks me where I’ve been since Leeds went up

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Sorry, but this is just the name of a person, not a locality

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