jgarlick.bsky.social
We live on the frontier between the future and foolishness.
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Payable in cryptocurrency only
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Eugh
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I remember my school district added days to our school year because they were afraid that the Japanese term was longer
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A cult leader who relies on charisma expressly selects weird nerds as his seconds and proxies so they don’t threaten his position.
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Hear him out
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“Most of the people who voted for this are fine with their faces also getting eaten actually. I don’t know, man.”
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The first taste of destruction only whetted his endless chelonian rage
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Raphael after he gets called out for a joke that is poorly received on his podcast. He catastrophically corncobs and insists he was canceled by the left
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Their GOP contemporaries were replaced with younger politicians over the last ~30 years by the Tea Party and MAGA. The Democrats have not had that kind of turnover.
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I’d be bad too if I lived 100% of the time in total darkness inside a skull, just saying
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4) there is no step 4
5) LOL
3/3
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2) gather the most elite members of our society who are ready to abandon the planet forever for an AI-enabled transhuman future among the stars at the Earth's expense
3) remove all their brains and freeze them or something
2/3
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This is so sad
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Templars ✅
The Last of Us has gay zombie drama locked down at the moment. Your story deserves room to thrive outside that comparison.
Vampires are sad and gay by default. That scenario would need something WILD to make it fresh.
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Thousands of Back to the Future fans never even complain about their fond childhood memories being ruined at all, but they COULD with a small donation of moaning on their behalf this Star Wars Day. Please give generously.
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For just 15 minutes of indignant bitching, you can validate the misery of a fan of Terminator. A simple hour-long nitpicking YouTube video could change the lives of an entire community of underserved Jaws enthusiasts.
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I have thoughts but we don’t have all day
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D&D. We were vampire hunters in a temperate climate. When the wagon caravan from the lands of the far south was traveling only at night, we didn’t call them on it because they said “oh we’re a desert culture.”
They were all vampires.
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They contract that out
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I guess they DO have five-oh twice in their name
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For a different approach, Green Ronin's games use a lot of saving throws instead of hit points - it's a check to avoid a stun or KO, getting more and more difficult as you take more damage. Mutants & Masterminds is my favorite, but I think they do something similar in their other games.