jimbotexan.bsky.social
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People who love passive voice?
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Catholic school feels pretty chill in retrospect. I do remember one of my friends taking me to a lock in at their Church when I was a kid and thinking, just, what the fuck is this.
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Agreed. Not his fault these people are assholes.
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Trump wishes his family had gotten here in time to be Confederates.
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1. Unravel world infrastructure designed by the United States at its moment of primacy to delivery itself permanent hegemony.
2. Own the libs because this is "soft power" not a gun in sight.
3. ??????
4. PROFIT.
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You'd think he would have been entirely discredited by Samoa, or just people seeing a picture of him.
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There was a governor named O.K.
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Nico Harrison strikes again.
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Obama et al fumbling the bag in 09 on holding anyone accountable for the financial crisis/war crimes of the Bush years set the table. Merrick Garland’s dithering sealed the deal. But you’re right, gotta fight that expectation and insist people be held responsible for crimes.
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Very "we're all going to die one day."
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Part of me “This is basically a very sheltered kid with no real life experience maybe we shouldn’t…” then I read “used the DOJ to get his law review reprimand expunged and works for Stephen Miller” and, you know what, some people just suck.
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He's obviously always hated doing the actual work parts of the job (or any job, because he's never had a real one), but he clearly also did not want to go to jail.
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Edith Wilson does not respect Jill Biden's game.
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The number of these that are pretty girl adjacent must be staggering.
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Scars are an opportunity for a story. I've had people ask me if I got hurt playing sports and had knee surgery. Love to correct them and let them know it was a non-contact reading injury.
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I put my knee through a window while reading and resting my leg on it. Glass embedded in knee, stitches, ER visit. Then I did it again a month later. Then I moved my bed.
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I did this with a bike. Same result, but utility pole instead of tree. It’s remarkable we survive childhood.
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Worst division in football- AFC South or NFC South?
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Went to see First Man as a solo outing. Went in cold. Figured space fun. Movie begins with Neil Armstrong losing his daughter to brain cancer. Climax is him leaving her bracelet on the moon. I lost a son to brain cancer years before. This movie destroyed me. Big sobs. Crying just thinking about it.
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They all want to be elves and live forever because they just completely missed the point.
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If Catiline didn't exist Cicero would've invented him.
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Earliest possible is TR I think who traveled enough to experience a tortilla if not a tortilla chip. Latest possible is LBJ.
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It's in Fort Worth.
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FDR went to a Mexican restaurant in 1936 and the restaurant is still talking about it. Restaurant is called the Original.
Roosevelt Special
Our Signature Dish
Inspired by Franklin D. Roosevelt’s 1936 visit, One “World Famous” cheese enchilada with chili, one beef taco and one bean chalupa.
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Yeah why did we ever stop wildly oppressing factory workers at home and let them have unions and all that. Man was that political/social settlement in response to anything did that go in a different direction anywhere else. Probably not. All the gilded age Russian oligarchs lived happily ever after.
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Made me google kerning.
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There goes Jax's college fund. Shame.
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How has she not accepted a sperm donation from Elon yet
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Imagine wanting to live forever as, best case scenario, ChatGPT. You’re gonna die guys. You’re all gonna die. Everyone dies. And that’s ok. Go to therapy.
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Everything’s computer
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Dry drunk energy. Reminds me of another republican with a passion for war fighting.
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This why we need to give waffle houses liquor licenses. We could be a proper country again.
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Pam Bondi, AG
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Say what you will about Mussolini, the man had verve.
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The penguins fucking caved.
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These people have lost their goddamn minds.
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Many Ghormans died to bring us this message.
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I don't know man, that's a Saturn Vue...
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Gotta get at least 10000
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I gave 50 dollars for each TCU coach who has died coaching against Baylor.
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Voters: We want prices to come down and Covid is your fault.
Republicans: I got you. We just wreck the economy and crash demand so prices will come down. Also lol no more public health fuck vaccines.
Voters: wait- no-
Republicans: Yes. Oh yeah and we are bringing back torture prisons.
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You know what no one outside of the DC bubble has ever said out loud? Democrats Deliver.
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Every Trump lawyer, spiritually.
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Yeah, but then you don't get to be a performative asshole.
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It’s like he’s 80 or something