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jimisme.bsky.social
Comedy, Animals, Science, reasonable people, politics unfortunately, Never trust tory FUX! I mute rather than block, I might not tell you. No lists thanks.
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Have you ever heard the horrifying sound of jello being shredded?

I love you You love me I will haunt your dreams For eternity

The compression socks stay on 😏

My newly unlocked kink is seeing all the worst people really sad

Trump gave Iran permission to fire missiles at U.S. troops at our base in Qatar. You’ll recall the last time this happened and our troops suffered TBI, Trump downplayed the serious injuries as “headaches.” www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ju...

This may be an unpopular take but I actually think you should be able to leave your DMs open and have friendships with people of the opposite sex with the expectation that they, as adults, understand consent. Also that it's ok to complain about it when adults do not respect consent.

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Me when Mark Hamill likes one of my posts 🥰

Breaking: After a classified briefing with Cabinet officials, Sen. Chris Murphy says: "I walk away from that briefing still under the belief that we have not obliterated the programs."   "The president was deliberately misleading the public when he said the program was obliterated."

Hey, all. I don't normally get personal, but someone I love was the victim of a horrible scam. If you can help, that would be great! www.gofundme.com/f/rebuilding...

Pedro Pascal defended calling out JK Rowling as a "heinous loser" and said that "bullies make me fucking sick" and that he wants to "protect the people I love." variety.com/2025/tv/news...

They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.

Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.

WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…” A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...

This is old… but I will always love the grandchildren that wanted to surprise grandma at the airport However when grandma heard about it, she surprised them as well! 😂 🔊🔊 📸 family time

We the people have spoken. Congress must do their job and represent the will of the nation. Say NO to “King” Donakd!

I'm seeing a lot of MAGA trolls. Did they hitch a ride here in JD Vance's couch cushions? Block, report, repeat.

I really don't understand why the UK and whole of the EU doesn't borrow the money it needs as investment and up its military spending to the same or above Poland. Then there would be more equipment to help Ukraine defend the EU from Putin the warmonger 🧵

Me at the pool last night

I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover we’ve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. 😡

MAGA Friday: No new wars! MAGA Saturday: Ok bombings but no regime change! MAGA Sunday: There’s really no other solution than regime change.

Confirmation they did not destroy the uranium stockpiles. Gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/u...

Stove is all of us right now.

Nine years ago the godfather of Brexit, Lord Daniel Hannan, predicted life in Brexit Britain in June 2025. Roll the tape… (VO by @gavinesler.bsky.social. Part 2 below👇)

Project Here.

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.

AOC: “grounds for impeachment” Jeffries: “Trump needs to explain”

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

I would ask. Then, why did fuckwit tRumpy, cancel the deal with Iran, in the first place ?

Impeach the motherfucker.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS A DISTRACTION FROM SOMETHING ELSE. WE CAN ALL KEEP MORE THAN ONE THING IN OUR HEADS AT A TIME, OK? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

A reminder 💜 🔊 sound up! 📸 peaceful.mind.thrives

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.” - a bumper sticker I had in high school

AMEN

I don't think we're in a democracy anymore. Unmarked secret police kidnapping people off the street? A dictator mobilizing the military against civilians? Defying court orders? Ignoring due process? Arresting political opponents? Democracy has left the building. We CAN & MUST get it back, though.

Too hot! youtube.com/shorts/Qlcid...