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On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.

Bellends.

Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.

Happy International Women's Day! Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time. Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!

Stunningly stupid.

Gomez - out for the season Alisson - missed 6 weeks Konate - missed nearly 2 months Trent - missed a month Jota - missed 3 months Elliott - missed 4 months Gakpo - missed last 2 games Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries. The fully fit & available all the time Reds!

Roses are red Violets are blue...

What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.

So tired of this shite. Beginning to wish he'd have fucked off in January, tbh. I've no idea why we're playing this stupid game of pretending like he's not made up his mind. The little rat's as good as gone, and his performance has dropped off a cliff this season because his head is already there.

Hope I'm wrong, but right now this thing looks like hot ass.

Wow, imagine my complete shock at Captain America: Brave New World getting terrible reviews. I really thought having Sam Wilson as CA was gonna be incredible and not a fucking terrible idea that made for another complete washout of an MCU entry. Sigh.

Telling you now, they WILL make an example of Slot and give him a two game ban for fucking nothing, and he'll be the only manager to EVER get an extra game for shaking someone's hand. BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.

Still fuming.

If this is true then it's fucking staggering.

"The nasty man shook my hand all nastily" Pathetic fucking twat.

Couple of hours later and I'm still fuming.

Slot got sent off for a firm handshake? Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.

Whatever way you want to cook it so that Michael Oliver gets away with yet another disaster of a refereeing performance, he's got history with us, and this one decision ALONE is enough to make you question his impartiality. Absolutely disgusting.

Michael Oliver is a joke. Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil. Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot. Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today. Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.

Off to kill myself. Bye.

Michael Oliver playing until the score. Fucking cunt. Die.

Absolutely beyond doubt that Michael Oliver is on the take.

Amazing how much McCoist and Ferdinand were enjoying this game right up until we scored, isn't it?