jimmyhell.bsky.social
#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse | "A delightful mix of football passion and existential dread" - Bluesky Roast
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Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?
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I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.
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I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.
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I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.
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I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.
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Awww, ta.
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ImBatmanLad
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Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.
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Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.
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Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.
Bottom line: they're done.
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Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.
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Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
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My OCD is bugging out.
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Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.
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Spot on.
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Today:
"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."
OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE
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Just think it was unnecessary. He's not better than Ali, and I think Kelleher deserved to be no.1 if Ali isn't.
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I find the keeper situation bizarre though. You've got Ali saying he intends to stay until the end of his contract, you've got Kelleher saying nothing though is likely to want out depending, and you've got Marmadashvili saying he's replacing Alisson. It's all a bit mad and needlessly so.
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I think it'll be quite the summer, tbh. We could win the league and a cup and it's not even a stretch to say that very few are 'safe', which is mad really but just shows you how times have changed and how you have to constantly shake things up.
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Pretty much where I am, though I'd keep Gakpo too, he's very useful and has chipped in regularly with good numbers that aren't getting the credit they deserve because Mo skews things.
We definitely need a deadly number 9.
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The whole Sam Wilson as Captain America idea is fucking ridiculous. Was never on board with it. They may as well have binned the super soldier program at the start and just given some bloke a shield, cos that's all this version of CA is. It's shite.
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Salah has played 274 league games for us. He has been given 212 fouls. Anthony Gordon has been given 52 fouls this season. Premier league referees actively discriminate against Salah.
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Those aways though...
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I'd genuinely rather fire a pint can of Aids up my arse than watch a second of that.
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I'll be honest - Michael Oliver has done his level best to make that a reality for me tonight.
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Get Aids.
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Every game, forever, completely ignored. Happens maybe 5 or 6 times every 90 minutes.