jimmythelinguist.bsky.social
B.S. MIT Econ, MBA, law school first year, and liberal sarcastic "wacko" Mainer. Hold your DMs, I'm not that gullible.
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Horse or Ass?
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You win
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Also, I like how it says he is "for" Missouri. Has anyone been less for the people of Missouri? I mean, aside from Trump, who 100% hates people from Missouri.
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At worst, you should be #3. LSM? Really?
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These rouge judges are a problem. So much rouge.
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I think fElon is having a mental health crisis. If only someone with a mental health disorder had billions of dollars to help people with mental health disorders. Instead of, you know, waving a chainsaw around like someone with a mental health disorder.
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I'm just south Canadian.
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Agree 100%
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Looks awesome! How about something in a nice "Im-peach-mint"! Mixologists, you have my order.
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The right is nothing if not a bunch of projecting snowflakes.
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Hesgeth is a disgrace to everyone who has been a disgrace. I should know...
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We are all in it together. I definitely appreciate the passion.
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In his defense, a worm ate a lot of his brain. Just not enough, apparently. Another old white dude with too much power.
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Yes
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The unfortunate majority of voters.
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If you are an American and you don't realize we are the mess, then you probably are MAGA.
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We need good Star Wars content. Honestly, I wish they would scrap most of what they've done, recast the original crew, and do Zahn's Heir trilogy. Those three books were there for me when television content was not.
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How is dumb dumb? It just is. How you fix dumb is the bigger question.
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In other news, random American shoots random other American. Because guns. Back to you, awesome other country.
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The measles vaccine causes measles. It's why when you get measles, then wish you were vaccinated, the measles go back in time and infect you.
It's science.
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Are you saying... Republicans LIE to their constituents! No! Never! It can't be true! It's unpossible!
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Nobody. However, if I had to choose between the lesser of two weevils...
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If you aren't hyped for Andor Season 2, you aren't a Star Wars fan!
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Coming from someone who is chaotic good. I know chaotic evil when I see it lol.
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It's why we need to remember evil is evil. I'm not sure if it's a spectrum, but Trump and Elon (Felon and fElon) would rate a bit right of Reagan.
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Making fElon Muskrat look bad is so February. Awe, who am I kidding. It's good every day ☺️
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Isn't it terrible when we wish Nixon, Hoover, Bush Jr. and Reagan would just come back and take over an administration? To help "right the ship"...
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If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and is coked out 100% of the time...
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"Wha happens between me, a bottle of scotch, me, and the internets is none of a bottle of scotch." Pete Hegseth
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"Did you know things you knew?"
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They think ice on Earth is equivalent to ice in a cocktail glass. They don't understand that ice on continents melting will raise sea levels. #climatechange
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Me in the national security team group chat.
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She probably is a tad weird for marrying you, so go buy her a bouquet of flowers. Then, thank her for no reason.
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Anyone who has made it a lifes journey to help people with addiction saw this coming. I would be conflicted if I didn't know how Trump demonizes people with mental health diseases and that Hegseth has his head buried up that orange ass. That bill is coming due, Pete.
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"Wha happens between me, a bottle of scotch, me, and the internets is none of a bottle of scotch." - Pete Hegseth
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I'm sure your wonderful wife is not a near-human, narcissistic, nepobaby whose only accomplishments are buying the success of others.
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The People's Champ. And to think Michelle is the better half. Why can't we have nice things like those people as president? Michelle/Barack 2028.
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He is very unsure about how to engage with humans and make friends.
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Uhm, can you recommend those circumstances to a particular orange tyrant?
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It was more like:
Miller: Pete, I need those bodies to feed.
Pete: Hey! HEY! I have the bottles. They. Look. Look. These are some drinks. I'm just gonna drink them to email. Are you Atlanta?
Miller: It's getting early. I have to get back in my coffin.
Pete: Mya wife! Borat! We should deport him...
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Oh no. Crimes and putting our troops at risk. I bet the GOP will give a shit about this.