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jinksb.bsky.social
Cats, coffee, cross stitch, and cuss words. Fat, disabled, 🏳️‍🌈, 💙, librarian, 📚, 😂, and incorrigible punster. Whovian & Trekkie.
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I can read the beginning, but the rest is behind a pay wall.
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Tangentially related: A lot of homeowners here in Dallas routinely challenge their property taxes/home values because they're "outrageously high". (the taxes, not the homeowners) Our neighbors are shocked that we don't. Sorry, but we like having things like trash pickup, libraries, and schools.
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I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid, visiting Sunken Gardens in St. Petersburg Florida. They were my favorite!
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Or "Fred" or "Lamont" from Sanford & Son.
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Happy birthday! I just realized that I am 9 years and 364 days older than you. (More or less.)
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Unless there was another group of taps, it looks like they have ONE zero-sugar option.
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Or open-shut-open-shut-shake-shake.
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I'm still recovering from knee replacement surgery & I can't do stairs. Can I get an escalator to follow me around?
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I usually respond with that. I get a lot of blank looks.
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The next time we adopt a cat, we're going to ask the shelter for the oldest cat & the one who has been there the longest.
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That, or her propensity to express disdain of people's things.
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I find it a little disturbing that the medieval rats have swords.
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I didn't know anxiety fasting was a Thing. I thought it was just me.
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My college German teacher taught us the difference between sheiss & shiess with a joke about an American bank robber in Germany.
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Well, IDK. Explain, please?
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I shouldn't say more here. 📲
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The house-buying one for sure. When those folks are stupid enough to call me, I tell them that the opening bid for my house is 2 million dollars. I've only had one person stay on the line. They said, " Are you kidding?" Then they hung up.
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"Attendees who bring items will be allowed into the event at 1 to begin pursuing, if possible please bring in your ticket for faster entry. Everyone else, can enter after 2pm to pick out items." Ouch.
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I couldn't live without my 2 coloring apps: Happy Color and Zen Color.
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Looks like a Schadenfreude Pie imposter.
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Do they want you to pay with a paper check, too?
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Now that's a job for a volunteer! 😸
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Please ask The Bond Between to put their location on their website's front page at least. I scrolled through a half dozen pages before I saw "Minnetonka" in the middle of their volunteer page. Now I know they aren't close by me.