jitterypillow.bsky.social
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"Celebration" is definitely on the Playlist. Should we put one together to have it ready?
"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"- The Wizard of Oz
"Party in the USA"- Miley Cyrus
"Party Rock Anthem"- LMFAO
"Bye Bye Bye"- Nsync
What else?
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Isn't she the one who calls him "President" instead of "Mr. President" because it makes him feel special like the South American dictators that get called "el Presidente"?
Yeah, she didn't have a soul to start with.
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That's an interesting theory, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social... would you be willing to come on my podcast to discuss it?
I don't actually have one yet, but if you'll give it a go, so will I!
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If ever there were a place for a Generac backup system, it would be Texas, Paul.
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Judge Boxwine: "Okay, but just let me finish."
Like, "Shut up, Jessica-- your logical point has nothing to do with my propagandist string of nonsense, and I can't have you talking sense to these people mid-brainwash!"
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That's a long way to go to admit to everyone that you're a coward, Sean.
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Well Musk is a rich white racist so they're fine with him, Melania reports back to Putin so they have no choice but to leave her be, and JD calls his wife "the servant girl," so Trump just ignores her now.
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Beat me to it.
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Two things can be true.
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If there were a Hall of Fame for Stupidest Motherfuckers, this guy would miss his own induction ceremony because he'd be pushing the door handle that says, "Pull."
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He seriously just wants demand to drop so his dealer will lower prices.
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They even both go by fake names.
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Damn right, Senator.
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MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN.
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The only balls the GOP have right now is when they're gargling Putin's.
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Both those guys rebuilt the economy after Republicans fucked it in the ass.
One of 'em with a tiny little mushroom, according to a professional.
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And Republicans think it's just fucking dandy, while still trying to use George Soros as a political boogeyman because he would theoretically do... what? Exactly what they're celebrating Musk doing right now?
Hypocritical shitheels.
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What about soup for my family?
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They need someone to pin everything on if they ever manage to get prosecuted again.
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With a proportional amount of cronyism/tiny little mushroom-dick sucking, apparently.
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"...the one thing that prevents our economy from reeeeally breaking out."
Motherfucker, we're the richest economy on the planet, and you sit on your ass all day while there are single moms working 2 jobs for those benefits. Fuck alllll the way off.
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It worked in From Dusk Till Dawn.
I can't find a gif of it, but they filled 'em with holy water and melted the vampires with 'em.
Would probably still work on Stephen Miller.
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Seriously, someone get Count Orlock the hell out of here.
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That word, "unanimously"...
You know we can all see that, right?
How about you chucklefucks quit sitting back and letting his stooges into power and pretending it's up to everyone else to stop him?
Do your part, fuckstick.
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VP or no, he still has one of the most punchable faces in the Nation.
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I would dearly love a wind turbine and solar field. Gimme.
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"By golly"?
You know, it's that kind of harsh language that turns people away from the Democratic Party... 🙄
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This motherfucker seriously won't be happy until he can rename his wife Ofjesse, will he?
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Come on, Tara. We can do better than "Leon."
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She had the courage to stand before the most powerful office in the world and speak about compassion.
Anyone who thinks that isn't important is missing out.
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Ten bucks says he does it, plays stupid, and every major media outlet backs him up that the title "is just a coincidence, and aligns with his persecution beliefs."
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We taking bets on whether or not Trump comes out with a book called "My Struggle" within the next year?
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Doofy was smarter, more competent, and able to get laid without resorting to rape (unless you count the occasional vacuum hose as being unwilling).
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