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favorite fake band name i've never used in a @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social article: Dick Lincoln & the LinkedIn Dick Pics

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Andrew W.K. Philly 2012 got punched in the face twice by a girl at the beginning of "Party Hard" spent the last few songs shirtless, on stage, guarding the guitarist's Marshall stack from getting knocked over 11/10 would do again

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if i were a billionaire i'd simply buy a few of these and you'd never hear from me again

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i just got killed by "rihanna" in call of duty warzone i wonder... could it really be... ...her?

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something happens when you become a ceo and get a few million dollars, you become dumb as fucking hell

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coffee is the riverman ferrying you from darkness into light

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hmm is that good

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Hello! Could you please provide a link to the moron you're dunking on in that post? I would very much like to cyberbully them. Thank you!

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you know that room smells crazy

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can't decide which is more arduous: - reading the first chapter of a new book - listening to the first episode of a new podcast ?

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is GTA V retro?

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let whoever hasn't been faded at Midtown on connecticut ave until 2am cast the first stone

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do we know what individual person is responsible for the initial rebrand to "Max"? i would like to make fun of them specifically.

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My friend Tasneem in Gaza and I speak daily. She's fully verified but still has her accounts deleted and marked as spam by @moderation.bsky.app- as if the threat of death and starvation wasn't stressful enough for her and her family. Please give anything you can. 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/help-tasne...

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i'm not gonna cut anyone out of my life for continuing to use AI, but they absolutely get a "Dipshit" demerit on their permanent record.

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this is 100% on me but insane clown posse is one of the worst live acts i've ever seen

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deafheaven one of the best live acts i've ever seen somehow

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shoutout to Atlassian JIRA for making the concept of a todo list completely incomprehensible

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a tiny voice beckons me closer, whispering "turn me. you know you want to."

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if i started an account cataloging all of the full frontal nudity i can find on criterion channel, would you follow

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millennia of evolution and civilization only to lead to a flight-or-flight response due to a corporate database failure

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do you think batman was ever like "bane is the BANE of my existence!"

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our new "At Peace" LP comes out this Friday. Here's a track from it called "No Longer Young". Yes yes we know...file under "no shit Sherlock" etc etc . youtu.be/YxRchr2Tm3k

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just found out that the third state in the "tri-state area" is connecticut that's really fucked up.

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currently enjoying The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and a new Bon Iver album

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year-month-day this should be the only way we write dates the only room for debate is hyphens vs slashes. i'm amenable to either

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favorite fake band name i've never used in a @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social article: Dick Lincoln & the LinkedIn Dick Pics

Andrew W.K. Philly 2012 got punched in the face twice by a girl at the beginning of "Party Hard" spent the last few songs shirtless, on stage, guarding the guitarist's Marshall stack from getting knocked over 11/10 would do again

if i were a billionaire i'd simply buy a few of these and you'd never hear from me again

i just got killed by "rihanna" in call of duty warzone i wonder... could it really be... ...her?

something happens when you become a ceo and get a few million dollars, you become dumb as fucking hell

coffee is the riverman ferrying you from darkness into light

hmm is that good

Hello! Could you please provide a link to the moron you're dunking on in that post? I would very much like to cyberbully them. Thank you!

you know that room smells crazy

can't decide which is more arduous: - reading the first chapter of a new book - listening to the first episode of a new podcast ?

is GTA V retro?

let whoever hasn't been faded at Midtown on connecticut ave until 2am cast the first stone

do we know what individual person is responsible for the initial rebrand to "Max"? i would like to make fun of them specifically.

i'm not gonna cut anyone out of my life for continuing to use AI, but they absolutely get a "Dipshit" demerit on their permanent record.

this is 100% on me but insane clown posse is one of the worst live acts i've ever seen

deafheaven one of the best live acts i've ever seen somehow

shoutout to Atlassian JIRA for making the concept of a todo list completely incomprehensible

a tiny voice beckons me closer, whispering "turn me. you know you want to."

if i started an account cataloging all of the full frontal nudity i can find on criterion channel, would you follow

millennia of evolution and civilization only to lead to a flight-or-flight response due to a corporate database failure

do you think batman was ever like "bane is the BANE of my existence!"

our new "At Peace" LP comes out this Friday. Here's a track from it called "No Longer Young". Yes yes we know...file under "no shit Sherlock" etc etc . youtu.be/YxRchr2Tm3k

just found out that the third state in the "tri-state area" is connecticut that's really fucked up.

currently enjoying The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and a new Bon Iver album

year-month-day this should be the only way we write dates the only room for debate is hyphens vs slashes. i'm amenable to either

it's always upsetting when you hear "Let It Be" but it's not the version with the guitar solo you like

korn can't retire until they release a greatest hits album called kornography

wanna get out ahead of this: the "JD" in JD Vance does not stand for John Danek