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jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
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They should bring back that Panera lemonade that kills you

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favorite fake band name i've never used in a @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social article: Dick Lincoln & the LinkedIn Dick Pics

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Andrew W.K. Philly 2012 got punched in the face twice by a girl at the beginning of "Party Hard" spent the last few songs shirtless, on stage, guarding the guitarist's Marshall stack from getting knocked over 11/10 would do again

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if i were a billionaire i'd simply buy a few of these and you'd never hear from me again

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i just got killed by "rihanna" in call of duty warzone i wonder... could it really be... ...her?

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something happens when you become a ceo and get a few million dollars, you become dumb as fucking hell

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coffee is the riverman ferrying you from darkness into light

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hmm is that good

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Hello! Could you please provide a link to the moron you're dunking on in that post? I would very much like to cyberbully them. Thank you!

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you know that room smells crazy

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can't decide which is more arduous: - reading the first chapter of a new book - listening to the first episode of a new podcast ?

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is GTA V retro?

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let whoever hasn't been faded at Midtown on connecticut ave until 2am cast the first stone

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do we know what individual person is responsible for the initial rebrand to "Max"? i would like to make fun of them specifically.

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My friend Tasneem in Gaza and I speak daily. She's fully verified but still has her accounts deleted and marked as spam by @moderation.bsky.app- as if the threat of death and starvation wasn't stressful enough for her and her family. Please give anything you can. 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/help-tasne...

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i'm not gonna cut anyone out of my life for continuing to use AI, but they absolutely get a "Dipshit" demerit on their permanent record.

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this is 100% on me but insane clown posse is one of the worst live acts i've ever seen

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deafheaven one of the best live acts i've ever seen somehow

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shoutout to Atlassian JIRA for making the concept of a todo list completely incomprehensible

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a tiny voice beckons me closer, whispering "turn me. you know you want to."

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if i started an account cataloging all of the full frontal nudity i can find on criterion channel, would you follow

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millennia of evolution and civilization only to lead to a flight-or-flight response due to a corporate database failure

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do you think batman was ever like "bane is the BANE of my existence!"

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our new "At Peace" LP comes out this Friday. Here's a track from it called "No Longer Young". Yes yes we know...file under "no shit Sherlock" etc etc . youtu.be/YxRchr2Tm3k

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just found out that the third state in the "tri-state area" is connecticut that's really fucked up.

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currently enjoying The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and a new Bon Iver album

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year-month-day this should be the only way we write dates the only room for debate is hyphens vs slashes. i'm amenable to either

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it's always upsetting when you hear "Let It Be" but it's not the version with the guitar solo you like

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korn can't retire until they release a greatest hits album called kornography

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