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Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not. he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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Started my day hella rëvolfed but things are starting to get bəger.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Excuse me for a moment, I have to drop everything that I thought was important today and have a HAYTER RAVE. #HayterRave2 youtu.be/FxLk3e8z4sQ?...

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Starting to wonder if Target was the best choice to get a Switch 2…

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I can’t be the only one thinking it, right? 🤼‍♂️ @maffewgregg.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A Happy Ja Rule Irrelevance Appreciation Day to those who celebrate. It’s a day to remember the celebrities who seemed to be everywhere all the time and refused to go away, until one day you realize they’ve been gone for years. Who do you not miss today? Who should we add to the pile this year?

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Some of the replies to this post are about how a fast shop is a given and no one should be excited about the bare minimum. Some people are too young to remember watching that blue ring spin for twenty seconds while the Wii Shop Channel loads. Some of y’all don’t know how lucky you are.

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[namin’ stuff spoilers] I’ve only had Blue Prince crash on me twice. The first time was early in a day, but this second time I had aced the final exam and found two new Sanctum keys, and I was just jogging back to a break room to call it a day. Losing all that progress sucks so hard, dude.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

CREEPS WISH YOU A GAY-ASS MONTH. 📸: ECM Photography

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Today is the first day of writing on Jesse Mack’s Dumb Erotica. If that sounds like a terrible idea to you, a quick reminder that I’ve gone mercenary and am available on commission to do something different for ya! If that sounds like a great idea to you, copy paste the last paragraph and hire me!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I’ll watch an older movie and be struck by how weird the tone of it is, and I have to remember there was a time when movies were allowed to be unique. The tone’s not weird, it’s weird that so many modern movies feel the same. Anyway, have you seen Deathtrap? m.imdb.com/title/tt0083...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Is it just me or has Timehop gone AI? -the awkward 11 second open complete with the end of a commercial break -Beavis and Butt-Head & Æon Flux are not “arguably” the biggest exports (and who says “notable alumni”?) -it was a 30 minute show, not a programming block The whole thing stinks!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Starting on Tuesday I am officially a free agent (got laid off from my job), and I could use both extra money and creative prompts to keep me going. Have you ever wanted bespoke Jesse art on whatever subject you choose? Send a DM and take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Uh-oh! A near endless stream of tiny, mindless fun with a feeling of progress attached! Goodbye life until these all get solved!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Tom’s recent run of Bird Slamzone, Legally Distinct Cool Boy comics, are some of the best work he’s ever done and he’s still cooking. The story so far is archived on his site, broken up by a few Duckborne Chronicles comics (which have been differently excellent!). www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

🍴- dashare.zone ADMIN

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Oh my god.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m down with doing “Ryan North Got Stuck in a Hole” again, except this time no one helps because nobody likes Gavin Newsom. www.polygon.com/2015/8/18/91...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My heart’s one true desire is to defeat capitalism, and today was my last day with a job for a while with a few months of living off severance pay and unemployment ahead of me, so at a personal level…this wish has been granted. Good job, random cookie chance!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m convinced that when Kyle Fletcher shaved his head he passed his bad haircut curse to Will, so we may not be out of the woods yet…

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Katsuyori Shibata came back from the dead so he could beat up Spirit Squad 2099 on random Wednesdays, and I do not understand how this is a sentence that makes me happy. 🤼‍♂️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

My wife keeps hearing commentary call the one guy Gay Kid and has asked that I never correct her. So good job getting the win, Gay Kid! 🤼‍♂️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Will Ospreay has Ewok lips tonight and I hate it. 🤼‍♂️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

New scariest image on the internet. … I really wish I couldn’t hear every plodding, droning note of what this would sound like when I read it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments