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jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not. he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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It was better when 3CW did it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

They put a happy face of the side of the grocery store robot so you ignore the terror of its true visage.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Are we really not talking about the @mrpope.bsky.social painting? Y’all just gonna throw that out there like it’s nothing?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is very funny to me. I assure you I am laughing.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I ended up with Birdo in a sundress and a big floppy hat riding a robot motorcycle called the R.O.B. H.O.G., and the raw queer power it emanated could’ve melted a transphobe like the Ark of the Covenant.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Started my day hella rëvolfed but things are starting to get bəger.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Excuse me for a moment, I have to drop everything that I thought was important today and have a HAYTER RAVE. #HayterRave2 youtu.be/FxLk3e8z4sQ?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to wonder if Target was the best choice to get a Switch 2…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t be the only one thinking it, right? 🤼‍♂️ @maffewgregg.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A Happy Ja Rule Irrelevance Appreciation Day to those who celebrate. It’s a day to remember the celebrities who seemed to be everywhere all the time and refused to go away, until one day you realize they’ve been gone for years. Who do you not miss today? Who should we add to the pile this year?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Some of the replies to this post are about how a fast shop is a given and no one should be excited about the bare minimum. Some people are too young to remember watching that blue ring spin for twenty seconds while the Wii Shop Channel loads. Some of y’all don’t know how lucky you are.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

[namin’ stuff spoilers] I’ve only had Blue Prince crash on me twice. The first time was early in a day, but this second time I had aced the final exam and found two new Sanctum keys, and I was just jogging back to a break room to call it a day. Losing all that progress sucks so hard, dude.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

CREEPS WISH YOU A GAY-ASS MONTH. 📸: ECM Photography

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Today is the first day of writing on Jesse Mack’s Dumb Erotica. If that sounds like a terrible idea to you, a quick reminder that I’ve gone mercenary and am available on commission to do something different for ya! If that sounds like a great idea to you, copy paste the last paragraph and hire me!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I’ll watch an older movie and be struck by how weird the tone of it is, and I have to remember there was a time when movies were allowed to be unique. The tone’s not weird, it’s weird that so many modern movies feel the same. Anyway, have you seen Deathtrap? m.imdb.com/title/tt0083...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Is it just me or has Timehop gone AI? -the awkward 11 second open complete with the end of a commercial break -Beavis and Butt-Head & Æon Flux are not “arguably” the biggest exports (and who says “notable alumni”?) -it was a 30 minute show, not a programming block The whole thing stinks!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Starting on Tuesday I am officially a free agent (got laid off from my job), and I could use both extra money and creative prompts to keep me going. Have you ever wanted bespoke Jesse art on whatever subject you choose? Send a DM and take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment