jmchao.bsky.social
New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.
Trans rights are human rights.
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NYPD literally turning their backs to BdB should have been condemned, not cheered.
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Didn’t think anything was going to beat Naomi Wolf’s Death Recorded fuck up.
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Is it RICO to say the president is in the Epstein files?
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Probably with Trump getting a lot of equity in some of those companies.
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Here's my pitch: Elon loses citizenship and gets the boot, but the probe exposes Melania's immigration issues, so she goes back to Slovenia with nothing. Last years of the Trump administration is a collaboration with The Golden Bachelor.
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My only question is how many jokes about Rodgers going to the Steelers make it into the Closer Look tonight.
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He's acting like an NFL GM in 2025 who thinks giving Aaron Rodgers a contract is a good idea.
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When the Jets cream the Steelers on Sept 7, I hope we get a headline like "Jets fuel melt Steelers dreams."
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The Billionaire made the gambit of tying the President to the unfortunate activities of a deceased near-billionaire who passed away in the summer of 2019.
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The fact that I haven't gotten a work email in like 3 hours makes me think this is a more widespread feeling today.
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Your A-block tonight is going to be confounding for viewers who aren't online.
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The face that launched a thousand shitposts.
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"Big Balls, initiate Order 69."
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Nationalize SpaceX and Starlink and make Elon the first human passenger on the next Starship launch.
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Is this going to end with "Elon Musk didn't hang himself" discourse?
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Is ICE going to start rounding up those Idaho Afrikaners?
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This is going to activate all the "Musk hacked the election" dead enders out there.
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Donald Trump is becoming Basil Fawlty?
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I hate the "only moderates and right wingers deserve to be pandered to" thinking that exists in this country.
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One where he has free government health insurance.
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Is it good or bad when fascists start vague posting like a bullied tween?
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And then you're left with a hollowed out Democratic party trying to explain to the few people they haven't marginalized yet why they should be trusted to represent their interests, when they've shown themselves to be craven opportunists who stand for nothing.
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Get a fucking room, guys.
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“It’s antisemitic to not let me run for a third term!”
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This way, if a democrat ever gets elected president again, republicans will feel pressured to maybe vote with them once or twice for some reason. Which, as we all know, is the most important thing to be setting up at this particular moment.
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Trump take eggheads.
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Not to mention people seeing just reading article headlines while the story is paywalled.
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I'm assuming the expense ratio will be prohibitive.
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Maybe Ilsa Faust woke up to find herself in a Silo.
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Can he be written off for a tax break?
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Maybe explore the "yet" a little more.
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Our new caretaker president!
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“My one regret is I didn’t sexually harass more women who worked for me!”
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Shame they wasted Katy O’Brian in a shitty Ant-Man movie.
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Sharon’s reaction to this news.
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It’s fun that the Democratic leadership is a bunch of veteran role players on bloated expiring contracts they didn’t deserve to sign in the first place.
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Maybe he grew up in Britain so thinks of them as hurricane series, not seasons.
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It’s RICO though, right?
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He also transferred to Penn after a few years at Fordham.
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If Cuomo loses, I think he'll join Newsom's podcast network.